Crash Course

[DougNg]

Was something put in or taken out?

Was it bigger than a toaster?

[jdl1279]

Yes, yes, and no

[Arabit]

Extreme? They took out C7? xD

[DougNg]

Hm, so my guess is something laproscopic so you could regain function in a hand…

You're going to have to give more clues

[DougNg]

Correction of spondylolysis?

[jdl1279]

Can't really give more clues without giving it away, but Doug and Arabit are close enough for partial credit. I ruptured the cervical disc between C-6 and C-7. This required a discectomy to remove the fragments in my spinal column and cervical fusion to secure the level. That's scar 1, 2 came from a secondary surgery to remove bone spurs and some more disc fragments from C-5 and C-6. Any takers as to how it happened?

[DougNg]

Zangief layed you out with a spinning piledriver

[jdl1279]

+2 for the Street Fighter reference ::)

[DougNg]

Considering the title of the thread, some sort of vehicular accident

[jdl1279]

No, the title is simply a play on learning about others from their injuries

[Arabit]

Did you slip in the tub?

[DougNg]

Hand slipped off while masturbating, punched yourself in the head so hard you ruptured your disks

Boom

Done

Gimme a cookie

[jdl1279]

No and no. My recent comments about teenage rebellion are a good place to look for clues.

[derivative666]

Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

[jdl1279]

@DougNg:

Hand slipped off while masturbating, punched yourself in the head so hard you ruptured your disks

Boom

Done

Gimme a cookie

No but I threw my back out once….

[Seul]

Stagediving?..

[jdl1279]

@derivative666:

Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

No, but I have been married a while…

[jdl1279]

@Seul:

Stagediving?..

Can honestly say I have never..

[Arabit]

You fell from a ladder because you were trying to sneak into your lovers house

[derivative666]

A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.