• Home
    • Recent
    • Calendar
    • Register
    • Login
    Iron Heart Forum
    Iron Heart Forum

    Iron Heart Fall/Winter 2025 Collection Preview - Now Live

    Crash Course

    General Chat
    13
    112
    19.9k
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • SeulS
      Seul
      Joined:

      Stagediving?..

      last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • J
        jdl1279
        Joined:

        @derivative666:

        Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

        No, but I have been married a while…

        Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

        last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • J
          jdl1279
          Joined:

          @Seul:

          Stagediving?..

          Can honestly say I have never..

          Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

          last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • ArabitA
            Arabit
            Joined:

            You fell from a ladder because you were trying to sneak into your lovers house

            last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • derivative666D
              derivative666
              Joined:

              A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

              "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

              last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • DougNgD
                DougNg
                Joined:

                @derivative666:

                A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

                It was Zangief in drag

                I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

                last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • J
                  jdl1279
                  Joined:

                  With candles and "Dude looks like a lady" playing low, he heard the unmistakable Russian accent whisper in his ear "Russian wrestling is always number one"…

                  Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

                  last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • J
                    jdl1279
                    Joined:

                    How hint 2: It's an honest profession. Usually when I tell someone how I was injured, the first question I usually get is "Did you make money doing that?"

                    Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

                    last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • DougNgD
                      DougNg
                      Joined:

                      Guillotine test dummy

                      I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

                      last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • J
                        jdl1279
                        Joined:

                        @DougNg:

                        Guillotine test dummy

                        I got paid for the full day, no worries

                        Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

                        last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                        • derivative666D
                          derivative666
                          Joined:

                          Stunt man?

                          "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

                          last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                          • J
                            jdl1279
                            Joined:

                            No, not enough punishment for the pay.

                            Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

                            last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                            • derivative666D
                              derivative666
                              Joined:

                              Getting Frustrated I give up

                              "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

                              last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                              • mclaincauseyM
                                mclaincausey
                                見習いボス
                                Joined:

                                Shunt?

                                Think it, be it.

                                last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                • J
                                  jdl1279
                                  Joined:

                                  Hint 1: Comments in another thread about teenage rebellion.

                                  Hint 2: I got paid, but not well. Truth is few lucky winners do.

                                  Hint 3: A lot of travel involved, got to see plenty of the country I live in, and a touch of the one to the north.

                                  Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

                                  last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                  • Megatron1505M
                                    Megatron1505
                                    見習いボス
                                    Joined:

                                    @jdl1279:

                                    Hint 1: Comments in another thread about teenage rebellion.

                                    Hint 2: I got paid, but not well. Truth is few lucky winners do.

                                    Hint 3: A lot of travel involved, got to see plenty of the country I live in, and a touch of the one to the north.

                                    You are Big Papa Pump Scott Steiner and I claim my $10.

                                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

                                    last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                    • J
                                      jdl1279
                                      Joined:

                                      I don't think IH makes Freakzilla cut.

                                      Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

                                      last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                      • J
                                        jdl1279
                                        Joined:

                                        http://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=987.msg321348#msg321348

                                        Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

                                        last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                        • SeulS
                                          Seul
                                          Joined:

                                          Rodeo ey… Now it all comes together...

                                          last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                          • J
                                            jdl1279
                                            Joined:

                                            Rode bulls and a few bucking horses semi pro from 1998-2004. I had my fist neck surgery in 2006 after the accumulation of damage to my spine finally caused the disc rupture, though I had been dealing with symptoms off and on since 2003. Still have a bunch of other spinal issues, but this one has been the only to require surgery thus far, hence the scars.

                                            Someone else's turn now, stump me, give shitty clues, have fun with the group…

                                            Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

                                            last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                            • First post
                                              Last post
                                            Copyright Iron Heart 2025.