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    • ArabitA
      Arabit
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      Did you slip in the tub?

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      • DougNgD
        DougNg
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        Hand slipped off while masturbating, punched yourself in the head so hard you ruptured your disks

        Boom

        Done

        Gimme a cookie

        I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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        • J
          jdl1279
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          No and no. My recent comments about teenage rebellion are a good place to look for clues.

          Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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          • derivative666D
            derivative666
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            Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

            "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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            • J
              jdl1279
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              @DougNg:

              Hand slipped off while masturbating, punched yourself in the head so hard you ruptured your disks

              Boom

              Done

              Gimme a cookie

              No but I threw my back out once….

              Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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              • SeulS
                Seul
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                Stagediving?..

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                • J
                  jdl1279
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                  @derivative666:

                  Injured trying to perform fellatio on ones self

                  No, but I have been married a while…

                  Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                  • J
                    jdl1279
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                    @Seul:

                    Stagediving?..

                    Can honestly say I have never..

                    Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                    • ArabitA
                      Arabit
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                      You fell from a ladder because you were trying to sneak into your lovers house

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                      • derivative666D
                        derivative666
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                        A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

                        "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                        • DougNgD
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                          @derivative666:

                          A cabbie brought you to the tranny section in the red light district and the he/she destroyed you.

                          It was Zangief in drag

                          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                          • J
                            jdl1279
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                            With candles and "Dude looks like a lady" playing low, he heard the unmistakable Russian accent whisper in his ear "Russian wrestling is always number one"…

                            Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                            • J
                              jdl1279
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                              How hint 2: It's an honest profession. Usually when I tell someone how I was injured, the first question I usually get is "Did you make money doing that?"

                              Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                              • DougNgD
                                DougNg
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                                Guillotine test dummy

                                I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                • J
                                  jdl1279
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                                  @DougNg:

                                  Guillotine test dummy

                                  I got paid for the full day, no worries

                                  Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                  • derivative666D
                                    derivative666
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                                    Stunt man?

                                    "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                                    • J
                                      jdl1279
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                                      No, not enough punishment for the pay.

                                      Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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                                      • derivative666D
                                        derivative666
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                                        Getting Frustrated I give up

                                        "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                                        • mclaincauseyM
                                          mclaincausey
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                                          Shunt?

                                          Think it, be it.

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                                          • J
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                                            Hint 1: Comments in another thread about teenage rebellion.

                                            Hint 2: I got paid, but not well. Truth is few lucky winners do.

                                            Hint 3: A lot of travel involved, got to see plenty of the country I live in, and a touch of the one to the north.

                                            Bourbon: because living in Kentucky just makes you want to drink

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