Confessions of a…....
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Outstanding! One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
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This thread has been detailed by Brody & co. Time to get back to the topic at hand
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
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Your probably right. It is quite funny though when it comes up during dinner conversation from time to time.
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
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I'll keep that story about a Lima beam to myself…
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I was circumcised when I was 12. They put a tower over my head and injected me with the first anesthesia. Well it didn't work so they had to inject me again. Then the doctor went up and smacked my ding dong ( a few flicks) to anger the beast that was dormant. Then I felt some weird sensation which turned out to be scissors going around my dick, holy fuck I teared up. Then they stitched me up and I was glad that shit was over.
Post circumcision, I had a fucking tomato down there and I could not wear pants. I had to walk with open legs and worst of all, the pain when you pee… Oh God. My free throw percentage in the toilet was around 10%
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Sounds very similar to when I got a Prince Albert piercing
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
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Very spur of the moment a girl I was hanging out with got her hood pierced then said why dont you get a PA. My response was fuckit sure why not. The pain wasnt terrible the only uncomfortable part was when they put a metal cylinder into my urethera so they could pierce me. The next day I was in a bowl at a skate park came out and was like why am I sweating so much? I wasn't I was soaked with blood. That night I cried myself to sleep. Next morning I was fine. Peeing for the 1st time was interesting. I would imagine it would like having the clap. I was pissing fire.
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
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Unless it's a doctor cutting out a tumor, nobody is going near my wang with anything metal. I'm not interested in any sort of after market mods to that piece of equipment.
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I'm waiting to hear from Urb and MikeC….... surely you guys have things to confess
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Seul tell them about that experience you had with tranny 3 years ago in Bangkok???
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
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Paging Dr. Zhivago I wanna hear from the wildman!
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
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Yeah your dad 's big surprise really ruined the night for me…
lol
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
thanks guys!
