Confessions of a…....
-
-
At least you didn't get the beans above the frank D666
One day around 10 years ago, I'm at my mum and step dads house, can't remember why or what I was searching for.. Found a rather large shiny silver vibrator in his (stepdads) top bedside drawer. I don't know who it was for and I don't want to. To this day no one has ever heard that story. So cold..
-
…suddenly, it dawned on mclaincausey why others on the forum use pseudonyms...
Great tales brothas!
-
my cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on this plane to New Mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. The plane starts spinning around, going out of control, so he figures it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad! So all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. The plane rights itself and they land safely and everyone puts their penises or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. No one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
-
What movie was that from??
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
-
Outstanding! One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck up his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but next week, he did it again. Different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And I says to him, "Jesus, Walt! What are you doing? You know you're just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too. Why don't you knock it off?" And he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy.
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
-
This thread has been detailed by Brody & co. Time to get back to the topic at hand
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
-
Your probably right. It is quite funny though when it comes up during dinner conversation from time to time.
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
-
I'll keep that story about a Lima beam to myself…
-
I was circumcised when I was 12. They put a tower over my head and injected me with the first anesthesia. Well it didn't work so they had to inject me again. Then the doctor went up and smacked my ding dong ( a few flicks) to anger the beast that was dormant. Then I felt some weird sensation which turned out to be scissors going around my dick, holy fuck I teared up. Then they stitched me up and I was glad that shit was over.
Post circumcision, I had a fucking tomato down there and I could not wear pants. I had to walk with open legs and worst of all, the pain when you pee… Oh God. My free throw percentage in the toilet was around 10%
-
Sounds very similar to when I got a Prince Albert piercing
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
-
Very spur of the moment a girl I was hanging out with got her hood pierced then said why dont you get a PA. My response was fuckit sure why not. The pain wasnt terrible the only uncomfortable part was when they put a metal cylinder into my urethera so they could pierce me. The next day I was in a bowl at a skate park came out and was like why am I sweating so much? I wasn't I was soaked with blood. That night I cried myself to sleep. Next morning I was fine. Peeing for the 1st time was interesting. I would imagine it would like having the clap. I was pissing fire.
"Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"
-
Unless it's a doctor cutting out a tumor, nobody is going near my wang with anything metal. I'm not interested in any sort of after market mods to that piece of equipment.
-
I'm waiting to hear from Urb and MikeC….... surely you guys have things to confess
