Giles and Paula's Great Retirement Adventure

[Giles]

And given when we can leave here tomorrow, without grounding, and get to St Malo before the lock gates shut, we will have to be a bit heavy handed with the go fast levers.....

[dirtyframer]

@Giles I used to tell the Mrs. How many dollars away a given fishing trip was (fuel/tackle/food/Launch fees/stress factor) drove her bonkers, all she wanted to know was how long it would take.

[Tago Mago]

@Giles unless I am very much mistaken the Germans did not come by boat

[Giles]

They are making up for it now then.......:-)

[Giles]

Leaving as early as possible tomorrow is critical. We have to be in St Malo before the lock closes. It does open again in the evening, but we have to be on a train to Paris at Sparrows on Saturday morning, so really want to get in on the early tide. But we need to know what depth of water is over the annoyingly positioned sand bar between us and freedom. The marina staff are being pretty useless. So Paula and I are monitoring this tide, and making notes of what the depth at regular points around low water are. From these observations, we can extrapolate what the depth will be at certain times tomorrow morning.

We also want to go to the bar and have a drink and some food. So I've rigged up a Blink camera so I can remotely monitor the depth gauge from my phone....

[endo]

With your incredibly funny and quick-witted manner, not a single soul on earth would take you for a German.

[Matt]

Zip ties fyw yet again.

[Giles]

If zip ties don’t fix it, you ain't using enough…

[Giles]

There she is, all innocent, not having any notion of what we will be asking her to do tomorrow…..

[Giles]

When that gauge reads 4.3m, we reckon we have enough water over the sandbank to miss it. Raring to go, it is going to be a beaut today.....

[Giles]

Pilotage plan done for entry into St Malo....

[Giles]

Almost perfect. We barrelled down here for 11:32 lock opening. Actually managed to get in the queue for the 11:02 opening. Then we got a call on the radio telling us that the 11:02 and 11:32 openings were not happening. Next time the lock gates open is 20:45.

So we are in the next marina on a visitors berth...

Bloody French

[Giles]

In point of fact. The above fuck up helped us in the end. Paula suggested that we pop around to the marina that we have booked, and check out our berth. Guess what? None of the berths are marked, and even the marina staff did not know where F4 (where we were told to berth) was. If it had not been for the lock being dredged (which is why they shut early today), we would had turfed up at 21:15ish and not known what to do. Because, guess what again? The marina staff knock off at 19:00

[motojobobo]

Given this chaos…how in hell did the sailing world come up with the expression ‘running a tight ship’?

[gazza61]

I love the relaxed attitude to work they have they know all about me time and clocking off is clocking off so that's a pretty tight ship as to where you berth is cest la vie bien sur