Parenting

[Giles]

To hide anything from Paula, I put it in the shed, or better still the tool drawer in the shed......

[goosehd]

@Giles just burst out laughing

[Matt]

If you ever want laundry filled with a thousand pieces of Kleenex just ask them to make sure they empty their pockets before putting their clothes in the laundry.

[Giles]

You talking about Paula?

[Matt]

It works for children of all ages.

[goosehd]

I walked into the laundry room the other day and it looked like a Kleenex bomb went off...thank god I do most of my laundry separately. Learned from previous mistakes.

[SKT]

@goosehd separate laundry is the only way

[Matt]

There’s no way in hell I’d put my laundry in with the kids or Katie. God knows what’s in there.

[GraemeE]

Oldest (13) told me this week she wants to find "those white long sleeve shirts with the tiny squares that people used to wear under their t-shirts in the 90s"

[Matt]

My kids:

[GraemeE]

Father's day bench shot

I have chronic RBF

[Matt]

I would too if I had that many kids.

[steelworker]

@Matt sorry to say but you’re a prime example of rbf. As another rbf I know one when I see one.

[steelworker]

@GraemeE Im sure they are delightful children.

[sophisto000]

RBFers unite!!
(I’m one too)

[GraemeE]

@sophisto000 to be honest I thought @steelworker was going to say the same thing.....

Edit: nevermind
He did

[Matt]

Obviously a person with 4 kids like children. What I have is not RBF. It’s Active Bitch Face.

[GraemeE]

@Matt said in Parenting:

Obviously a person with 4 kids like children

Your assuming a lot with that statement

I love them all but I "like" 25-50% of them depending on the day (it rotates as to which child has had the most meltdowns or elbowed me in the crotch that day)

[GraemeE]

What the fuck does the man with the big yellow hat do for work?

Somehow he can afford a large apartment in the city AND a house in the country that he and George can go to every weekend

[GoodtimeJohnny]

@GraemeE He works from home.
New york realestate was cheap in the 70's, and he had a diverse portfolio