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    • ChapC
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      Nope, sorry to disappoint you guys, but the best white asparagus grows in the Lavanttal in Carinthia, Southern Austria (as you can read here: https://www.spargelhof-sternath.com/ )

      God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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      • Tago MagoT
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        @RobeOfTheMagi it’s elevator music, that’s about as much interest as I can muster for asparagus. And it probably is elevator music wherever it’s grown

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        • goosehdG
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          This may be one of the best pissing contests I’ve seen on the forum in quite some time…

          “…hope that somewhere there's a hobbit with a ring on his way to a volcano.” - Nic

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          • endoE
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            Yes, we Germans are no joke when it comes to fresh asparagus.

            si tacuisses

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            • goosehdG
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              Should I bring up green asparagus or will I be offending you guys? It’s the earliest vegetable here (should be picking it in a few weeks) and I can’t wait.

              “…hope that somewhere there's a hobbit with a ring on his way to a volcano.” - Nic

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              • todyT
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                @goosehd please do. i can't understand the german obsession with white aspargus either. the best i ever had was in bc, green of course, as a side for a plank grilled salmon.

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                • endoE
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                  @goosehd said in The Very Awesome Bremen Party Tour Jacket (TVAT):

                  Should I bring up green asparagus

                  Completely different topic—start your own thread.

                  si tacuisses

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                  • Daniel SanD
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                    😆

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                    • goosehdG
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                      @tody one of my favourite dishes served with a nice Pinot Grigio.

                      “…hope that somewhere there's a hobbit with a ring on his way to a volcano.” - Nic

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                      • endoE
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                        @tody said in The Very Awesome Bremen Party Tour Jacket (TVAT):

                        i can't understand the german obsession with white aspargus

                        Rhinelanders—what can you do?

                        si tacuisses

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                        • goosehdG
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                          @endo So very sorry…I’ll see myself out now and watch silently 🙂

                          “…hope that somewhere there's a hobbit with a ring on his way to a volcano.” - Nic

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                          • RobeOfTheMagiR
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                            It's the same plant. However, there's just less blood, sweat and tears involved in growing green asparagus.

                            You're it.

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                            • Daniel SanD
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                              @endo said in The Very Awesome Bremen Party Tour Jacket (TVAT):

                              @tody said in The Very Awesome Bremen Party Tour Jacket (TVAT):

                              i can't understand the german obsession with white aspargus

                              Rhinelanders—what can you do?
                              definitely not good beer 🤣

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                              • Tago MagoT
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                                Can I have salmon with the pinot and something else as a side? Green asparagus is nicer than white though

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                                • goosehdG
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                                  …the amount of hostility that I’m seeing here is on par with the racing stripe threads…where’s a mod when you need one?

                                  “…hope that somewhere there's a hobbit with a ring on his way to a volcano.” - Nic

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                                  • Tago MagoT
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                                    @Daniel-San big talk coming from Beck‘s country

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                                    • steelworkerS
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                                      White asparagus is an affectation.

                                      Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                                      Well, I have others.

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                                      • ARNCA
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                                        Maybe the member guidelines need updating:

                                        “our policy of no discussions regarding politics, religion, asparagus, and other controversial issues.”

                                        “His thoughts were red thoughts and his teeth were white.“

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                                        • RobeOfTheMagiR
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                                          I wish we had that rule. Things have been said, horrible things, by people I've held in high regard.

                                          You're it.

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                                          • goosehdG
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                                            @ARNC 🤣🤣

                                            “…hope that somewhere there's a hobbit with a ring on his way to a volcano.” - Nic

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