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    SKT
    見習いボス
    @GraemeE
    Joined: 26 Aug 2019

    @GraemeE booooo

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      Tago Mago
      Mod Squad
      Joined: 16 Jan 2021

      My order is stuck in Cologne. @tody are you trying to hijack my new jacket and shirt?

      last edited by Tago Mago 14 Mar 2025, 14:42 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 2
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        Matt
        見習いボス
        @GraemeE
        Joined: 4 Oct 2011

        @GraemeE criminal.

        last edited by 14 Mar 2025, 14:44 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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          Tago Mago
          Mod Squad
          Joined: 16 Jan 2021

          Update: UPS don’t deliver on a Saturday, at least not where I live. And I’m off to Cologne on Monday morning… the wait continues

          last edited by 14 Mar 2025, 22:51 G 1 Reply Last reply 14 Mar 2025, 22:52 Reply Quote 0
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            goosehd
            Mod Squad
            @Tago Mago
            Joined: 8 Apr 2016

            @Tago-Mago How long are you going to be in Cologne? Might be able to do a redirect…

            "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

            last edited by 14 Mar 2025, 22:52 T 1 Reply Last reply 14 Mar 2025, 22:54 Reply Quote 1
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              Tago Mago
              Mod Squad
              @goosehd
              Joined: 16 Jan 2021

              @goosehd by now they’ve managed to stick it on the pony express to Regensburg. If it arrives early enough I may be able to pick it up on the way

              last edited by Tago Mago 14 Mar 2025, 22:54 G 1 Reply Last reply 14 Mar 2025, 22:58 Reply Quote 1
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                goosehd
                Mod Squad
                @Tago Mago
                Joined: 8 Apr 2016

                @Tago-Mago I had a few UPS packages delayed for a week due to inclement weather (it wasn’t), couldn’t find my address (bull shit), recipient not home (I was), and just plain didn’t try…

                It’s always frustrating, but in the end it’s always worth it. 🙂

                Good luck and hope you get it soon!

                "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

                last edited by 14 Mar 2025, 22:58 T 1 Reply Last reply 14 Mar 2025, 23:02 Reply Quote 1
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                  Tago Mago
                  Mod Squad
                  @goosehd
                  Joined: 16 Jan 2021

                  @goosehd thanks, it will get here eventually. Their local depot is 2 miles down the road. So close yet so far

                  last edited by 14 Mar 2025, 23:02 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                    Matt
                    見習いボス
                    Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                    Someone bought a Piglet UHF yesterday and it wasn’t me. 😭😭😭

                    last edited by 30 Mar 2025, 15:30 T W 2 Replies Last reply 30 Mar 2025, 15:56 Reply Quote 1
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                      Tago Mago
                      Mod Squad
                      @Matt
                      Joined: 16 Jan 2021

                      @Matt need a hug?

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                        Walery Smirnoff
                        The Unwoven
                        @Matt
                        Joined: 15 May 2023

                        @Matt said in Random Rants:

                        Piglet UHF,

                        Fuck, a glass of vodka is better, it heals))

                        last edited by 31 Mar 2025, 05:59 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                          Matt
                          見習いボス
                          Joined: 4 Oct 2011

                          Thanks guys.

                          last edited by 31 Mar 2025, 12:49 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                            endo
                            見習いボス
                            Joined: 29 May 2020

                            now I want a glass of vodka

                            si tacuisses

                            last edited by 31 Mar 2025, 16:19 W 1 Reply Last reply 1 Apr 2025, 06:35 Reply Quote 1
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                              Walery Smirnoff
                              The Unwoven
                              @endo
                              Joined: 15 May 2023

                              @endo said in Random Rants:

                              now I want a glass of vodka

                              ))))))💪🏼

                              last edited by 1 Apr 2025, 06:35 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                Brian
                                Joined: 24 Nov 2022

                                I got so sick on vodka when I was 15, must have necked 1/2 a litre before going into a club, never been so ill, worst bit was my folks had to come and pick me up from the venue and had to end their dinner at a restaurant to do it, I don't even remember telling the security guards where they were but I obviously did. Haven't drank clear spirits in over 25 years due to that night

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                                  Walery Smirnoff
                                  The Unwoven
                                  Joined: 15 May 2023

                                  It's sad, of course. Vodka is a drink for crisis situations. When you need to get drunk quickly and hopelessly. But for a holiday and love, good wine is better.

                                  last edited by 1 Apr 2025, 07:22 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 5
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                                    Nick
                                    IHUK Crew
                                    Joined: 14 Oct 2024

                                    I need to rant about the DVLA. I had to get the address on my driving licence updated. Online process included linking my passport which has been very recently renewed and thus has a fresh new mug shot of my hairy face. So, I expected them to simply grab my new passport photo, digitally, and send me a new licence with updated addy + updated photo (considering the old one was from 15 years ago when I was thinner in the face and only had a stubble).

                                    Alas no. In their infinite wisdom they instead took my old photo and blackened my stubble to look like a beard, darkened my eyebrows and also gave me a bonus weird frown. They've literally touched up the old photo and turned it into a bizarre crime photofit snap..."Have you seen this man?"

                                    I'm honestly stunned by the logic here.

                                    "Oh, he looks different now"
                                    "Not surprised, original photo is 15 years old"
                                    "Should we use his passport photo?"
                                    "Nah mate. Let me open up Microsoft Paint"

                                    The new photo was RIGHT THERE FELLAS, right there for you to use. But nah, let's use crayons to give him a thicker beard instead. If this was AI that blessed me with a McLovin style licence, then safe to say, tech won't be the overlords of humanity anytime soon.

                                    Livid.

                                    < something witty TBC here >

                                    last edited by 1 Apr 2025, 14:54 todyT ZackBZ 2 Replies Last reply 1 Apr 2025, 15:30 Reply Quote 3
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                                      tody
                                      啓蒙家
                                      @Nick
                                      Joined: 24 Feb 2021

                                      @Nick pics or it didn't happen. 😎

                                      last edited by 1 Apr 2025, 15:30 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 1
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                                        ZackB
                                        Haraki san Student
                                        @Nick
                                        Joined: 3 Jul 2024

                                        @Nick man I am cracking up over here but don’t understand the logic either. I’d be pissed too but definitely a conversation starter 😂

                                        last edited by 1 Apr 2025, 15:31 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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                                          Walery Smirnoff
                                          The Unwoven
                                          Joined: 15 May 2023

                                          Don't worry, brother! You're not the only one)) When I was given my previous license, I saw a zombie from a pig farm on it)) Everyone laughed around))
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                                          last edited by 2 Apr 2025, 06:39 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
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