That's Jokes
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@flannel-slut That Hot Ones episode is top tier Conan. Love how he’s just shoving eaten hot wings I. His pockets hahah.
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Here are some cool signatures I found pics of. I’ve got a ton more. I used to hand out promo tickets for ACC and they would let me in to basically any show I wanted.
Harland Williams (my personal favorite signature in my book, it’s so cool!)
Dan Soder
Big Jay Oakerson
Bert Kreischer
And of course, Norm Macdonald
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@Danimal506 wicked cool man. And can’t believe you were at Gillis’ YouTube recording! Did you all go to the night club next door after???
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@flannel-slut Hahah nah. I believe we went to a food truck after.
Here is a picture of me on stage at the Laugh Factory in Chicago in 2019 I believe . Featuring my Wesco boots
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@Jett129 Where were you three years ago when I was still doing comedy?! Haha just kidding. Thanks man. Comedy was a lot of fun and I truly miss doing it. I’ll get back to it as a hobby at some point.
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@Danimal506 Much to my family’s chagrin I will from time to time I tell a stranger a joke,and when you make someone laugh,even if it’s just a chuckle for a second, you brighten their day.
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@Jett129 Rodney is a legend. His tv show Live at Dangerfields put so many great young comics on the map. Dice, Dom Irrera, Bill Hicks. I’m not a scholar of his work, but a fan.
And if you like Rodney, you’re gonna like Dan Soders Rodney impression lol
I tried finding a clip but couldn’t. But it reminded me of this classic Bonfire moment:
Just a heads up, it’s dirty comedy. NSFW audio
Here is another classic Dan Soder moment:
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Have you guys read the book “Running the Light” by Sam Talent?? He’s a Denver based comic.
Incredible book about an old road comic. Highly recommend reading it if you haven’t. It’s written in such a beautiful, and hilariously dark way.
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@Mizmazzle Sam Tallent is great. I have not read that book, I know about it though. And of course Kyle Kinane is awesome
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Here are a few more autographs from my book:
Mark Normand
Theo Von back when he would hand out cards for his podcast
Todd Glass
Here’s the denim crew Marc Maron and Dean Delray. Formerly of the Dark Fonzie podcast.
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@Danimal506 For me,as a long time comedy fan,that is absolutely the coolest thing I’ve ever seen on this forum. Thank you so much for sharing!!!
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@Jett129 Thanks! I’m glad you enjoy them. Im happy to share. I’ve always been a fan of autographs. There something that’s so personal about them that I enjoy very much!
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Lifted from another forum:
St Peter.
Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my Bedroom?".
The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to Live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back Straight way".
St Peter replied "Yes, you can be reincarnated but here is a catch.
We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."
Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen. A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.
"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"
"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".
"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".
"Never" replies Brian
"Well just relax and let it happen"
And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever
happened to him...ever!!!
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting... -
My favorite street joke:
There’s a Priest, a Pastor and a Rabbi sitting on a park bench.
Jesus Christ himself comes walking by, sees these men and says “Gentlemen. For being such kind servants and teachers of your faith. I will heal you of any ailment you have.”
So first is the Priest. He says to Jesus, “Please help me, for I am blind.” So Jesus touches the Priests eyes and says a prayer, and the Priest can see again!
Next, the Pastor says to Jesus. “Please, I’m very sick with cancer, I need your help.” Jesus goes to the Pastor, He touches him, says a prayer and now the Pastor is cancer free!
Finally, he goes to the Rabbi and the Rabbi says “Don’t you touch me! I’m on disability!!!”
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@Danimal506 thanks for standing those stand up anecdotes, big fan of a lot of the folks in your book.
Sam Morrill, Ari Shaffir and Daniel Sloss are probably my favourites in terms of their written/live material. Honourable mention to Big Jay, love the whole LoS show
Tim Dillon has gotta be my favourite comedy podcaster though, never fails to have me in stitches with the he riffs and improvs on the wildest subjects! Everything he's recorded and put out though doesn't seems to reach those heights though..
“𝑁𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑒𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑢𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑑𝑖𝑠𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑏 𝑦𝑜𝑢. 𝑌𝑜𝑢 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑚𝑒𝑒𝑡 𝑖𝑡, 𝑖𝑓 𝑦𝑜𝑢 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑡𝑜, 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒 𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑝𝑜𝑛𝑠 𝑜𝑓 𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑡𝑜𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑎𝑟𝑚 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑎𝑔𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑝𝑟𝑒𝑠𝑒𝑛𝑡.”
