Random Rants

[GraemeE]

Was blessed with a ruptured appendix on sunday

On the bright side I'm currently in a hospital bed, high off my tits on painkillers, eating popsicles and listening to stevie wonder on my earbuds

[tody]

@GraemeE Get well soon!

[endo]

@GraemeE -> Speedy recovery!

[goosehd]

Thirded and sounds like you’re making the best of a bad situation. Don’t know if I should say enjoy or hope you get home soon…

[SKT]

@GraemeE that’s the way to spend Father’s Day! Hope you’re already feeling better and here’s to a quick recovery.

[SKT]

@goosehd Good luck to your brother and hope that’s the last of it.

[Matt]

I love minor medical emergencies that require hospitals and morphine. It’s honestly more relaxing than vacation.

[SKT]

Gotta admit there are times when I wish I could spontaneously rupture a gall bladder for a little r&r

[goosehd]

@Matt didn’t you tie a steak onto your arm and get in between two dogs fighting for that very reason?

[Sir_Cuffs-a-Lot]

Hoping all the best for your fam, dude! @goosehd

[Matt]

Something like that. No drugs got that though. In fact, when that happened I was preparing to “settle in” for the evening and Katie had started before me so I had to forego that and drive myself to the hospital because she started to freak out when she saw the blood.

[goosehd]

Report came back that it looks like that got everything! Thank you guys for your support…

I may have a drink or two now.

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd glad to hear. Deserves something special

[flannel slut]

@goosehd great news man. go FUCK yourself cancer

[ROman]

@goosehd said in Random Rants:

Report came back that it looks like that got everything! Thank you guys for your support…

I may have a drink or two now.

Great to hear. Go for three.

[GraemeE]

Another rant - I'm having to get mentally and emotionally prepared to wear sweatpants in public whenever i gett discharged

I think I probably have only 1 20+ Year old pair from the gap buried in my closet somewhere deep

*****exististential shudders ***************

[endo]

stay strong @GraemeE

[Matt]

Isn’t the obvious solution to get yourself some IH sweatpants?

[GraemeE]

@matt Don't think it didn't cross my mind.
I just put my wife through a mountain of worry though so I don't think that would be a wise move.

With the knowledge of the dark arts comes great responsibility of knowing when to use them

[Matt]

And the student becomes the master.