I’m stuck with the difficult decision of letting it magically commune with me or gently removing it as it’s been there for about 5 minutes and it’s proboscis is tickling my leg.
The neighbors took up 3 campsites and kept walking through mine, like blatantly and repeatedly, not by mistake. And their kids were really annoying. More than mine, which is bad.
I almost bought a small folding table to go between the camp chairs. My wife was shocked when I found an alternative solution that didn’t require my needlessly money…