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    • neph93N
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      As an aside, my telephone was set to the Norwegian dictionary and initially autocorrected «cigar» to «Viagra» in my last post. Could’ve been awkward. Probably is now [emoji23]

      «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
      We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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      • ChapC
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        😃 😃 😃 It's recommended to not combine alcohol with Sildenafil

        God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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        • ChapC
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          Anyone else in to a Buns, Coffee and Viagra trip to Norway?

          God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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          • neph93N
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            Don’t forget the raw fish! Nothing like an evening of Viagra and raw fish…

            «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
            We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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            • ChapC
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              😃 😃 😃 raw fish has lots of proteins  😉

              God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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              • steelworkerS
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                @neph93:

                As an aside, my telephone was set to the Norwegian dictionary and initially autocorrected «cigar» to «Viagra» in my last post. Could’ve been awkward. Probably is now [emoji23]

                So, buns n cigars?  😶

                Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                Well, I have others.

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                • neph93N
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                  @steelworker:

                  So, buns n cigars?  😶

                  Hot, round buns. And Viagra…

                  Which reminds me of a Norwegian joke:

                  A guy from rich, comfortable Oslo moves to the frozen, wild north of Norway, with his wife and two kids. The first day there he meets his new northern neighbour, a big, rough looking, bearded guy.

                  After the introductions the northerner says, «You should come to my cabin this weekend for a proper northern party». The southerner, eager to please his new friend agrees and wonders what sort of activities the weekend will include.

                  The northener replies, «Drinking, fighting and fucking, of course»! The southerner, a little taken aback, but a little excited, asks, «Uhhh, who will be there»?

                  To which the northerner replies, «Just us two»
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                  «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                  We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                  • ChapC
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                    ??? 😃 😃 😃

                    … next Forum gathering in @neph93 ‘s cabin in the wild north of Norway?

                    God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                    • AetasA
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                      You created a MadRed MF World Tour theme….
                      @Chap:

                      … next gathering in @neph93 ‘s cabin in the wild north of Norway?

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                      • AetasA
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                        As we learned above, things could get serious.
                        If there are more than two, I would join you in the wild of Norway 🙂

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                        • ChrisC
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                          @neph93:

                          A guy from rich, comfortable Oslo moves to the frozen, wild north of Norway, with his wife and two kids. The first day there he meets his new northern neighbour, a big, rough looking, bearded guy.

                          After the introductions the northerner says, «You should come to my cabin this weekend for a proper northern party». The southerner, eager to please his new friend agrees and wonders what sort of activities the weekend will include.

                          The northener replies, «Drinking, fighting and fucking, of course»! The southerner, a little taken aback, but a little excited, asks, «Uhhh, who will be there»?

                          To which the northerner replies, «Just us two»
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                          This is a story about you and @hajduk, isn't it?

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                          • hajdukH
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                            Yeah!![emoji16]

                            Envoyé de mon iPhone en utilisant Tapatalk

                            "Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have" James Baldwin.

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                            • ChapC
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                              @Aetas:

                              As we learned above, things could get serious.
                              If there are more than two, I would join you in the wild of Norway 🙂

                              Well there are @neph93 and his friend from Oslo, you and me… four already  😃

                              God has blessed you richly, so get down on your knees and thank him. Don’t forget the less fortunate or God will personally kick your ass. I’d love to do it for him, but I can’t be everywhere. Willie Nelson

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                              • neph93N
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                                You’re all going to have to bring your own Vaseline, I don’t think I have enough.
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                                (It gets cold at night even in summer, and it’s good insulation).

                                «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                                We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                                • hajdukH
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                                  I have a lot of kind of Vaseline! Norway’s made! Some are made for summer…some more appropriated to winter condition...I can share! [emoji15][emoji38][emoji8]!

                                  Envoyé de mon iPhone en utilisant Tapatalk

                                  "Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have" James Baldwin.

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                                  • neph93N
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                                    @hajduk:

                                    I have a lot of kind of Vaseline! Norway’s made! Some are made for summer…some more appropriated to winter condition...I can share! [emoji15][emoji38][emoji8]!

                                    [emoji23]

                                    You do enjoy sharing….

                                    «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                                    We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                                    • AetasA
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                                      First I thought, to force you to do some school, chalkboard, or social responsibility pictures.  😉

                                      But after seeing this Ecru beaty , you should layer the Mad Red with it!
                                      Ecru and evolving Brick could match beautifully @neph93 …..

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                                      • neph93N
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                                        Last update coming soon, but now it is time to move this on to the man responsible for this madness, @trail and arrow Hit me up with your address big boi.

                                        «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                                        We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                                        • AetasA
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                                          @Steve:

                                          @neph93 enjoying a beer at The Brewery last night…

                                          Loved your  leg from the start @neph93 !

                                          Hopefully, @trail and arrow “The Reason” is awakening…

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                                          • AetasA
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                                            The LASTUPDATE is the  hardest!🙃

                                            But this Mad is coming back once…..

                                            ....and has a story to tell after!?!

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