IH-NO-LOT - 21oz Selvedge Denim Super Slim Tapered Cut Jeans - Overdyed Black

[Megatron1505]

@Filthy:

I already said this to you privately Gav. But I am ao happy/glad/grateful/etc to see you here.

@neph93:

Thank you mate, it’s been a while  :o

@Megatron1505:

Right, I think these will be my next jeans [emoji158]

Get in there son. Hope you and the fam are well.

We’re good thank you mate, hope you and your brood are happy and healthy too 

[neph93]

@Megatron1505:

We’re good thank you mate, hope you and your brood are happy and healthy too 

We are well thank you boss. We’re going for a combination of sitting tight and taking it easy. It’s been working alright so far, although I’ll admit to occasional bouts of quiet desperation [emoji1]

[Megatron1505]

Have you tried a mix of laxative and masturbation, depending on the nature of your desperation 

[sabergirl]

Both at the same time might get a little messy. Be advised.

Hi, Mega!! [emoji8][emoji8]

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[goosehd]

Can’t stop laughing.  Welcome back Gav!!

[Megatron1505]

Nice to be back @sabergirl , and I’m lowering the tone already @goosehd

[goosehd]

I miss the three way love triangles between @neph93 @Chris @Megatron1505 and @Seul.  You guys made me laugh daily.

[Megatron1505]

I was going to suggest that we get in on the Podcast action, something called “Bald Men Fighting Over a Comb” 

[neph93]

@Megatron1505:

Have you tried a mix of laxative and masturbation, depending on the nature of your desperation 

Valium and self love are the mainstays of my existence.

[Megatron1505]

Same, but substitute Valium for Pot Noodles (Bombay Bad Boy)

[neph93]

@Megatron1505:

I was going to suggest that we get in on the Podcast action, something called “Bald Men Fighting Over a Comb” 

I’m fairly sure that if we did we’d ruin any reputation this forum has as being a «nice place», quite quickly.

Incidentally the first time I ever encountered that comb reference was an Argentinian author commenting on the nature of the Falklands conflict….

[neph93]

@Megatron1505:

Same, but substitute Valium for Pot Noodles (Bombay Bad Boy)

Just as well. If you took valium with Bombay Bad Boy it certainly would get messy.

[neph93]

I’d like to take a moment to apologise to @sethatwork. You have contributed a worthy, relevant post to this thread only to unwittingly find yourself in the middle of a metaphorical (at least at this point), shitshow.

[Megatron1505]

Apologies @sethatwork , preventative maintenance is always the best way.

[Giles]

@neph93 How about starting a thread - "Bald (and balding, for the wanabees) men talking bollocks"….

[Megatron1505]

@Giles:

@neph93 How about starting a thread - "Bald (and balding, for the wanabees) men talking (and looking like) bollocks"….

Fixed for you @Giles

[goosehd]

@Megatron1505:

Apologies @sethatwork , preventative maintenance is always the best way.

Are you talking about jeans repair or laxatives?

[Megatron1505]

@goosehd , whatever floats your boat my man 

[Chris]

@goosehd:

Are you talking about jeans repair or laxatives?

Just not at the same time. We're not animals.

[Megatron1505]

Jeans repair and laxatives sounds like a case study in cause and effect.