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    • GeoG
      Geo
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      @Seul:

      On this board I sometimes think about Geo - but I guess that falls under the category of 'Arses'…

      . . . and you can keep your eyes OFF my well well-formed, cheekily plump yet athletically muscled and incredibly masculine posterior . . .

      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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      • GeoG
        Geo
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        @Giles:

        @Giles:

        How to pick up chicks not wearing bras…........

        well when push comes to shove . . .

        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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        • GilesG
          Giles
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          No first hand experience, but I think it does…..

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • GeoG
            Geo
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            @Beatle:

            okay, all the alcoholic beverages fall into one category.

            we already have bikes

            but I accept "sports" and music, so 9 pages..

            Gadgets . . . all men love gadgets

            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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            • ?
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              yup ,,pushin works better than shovin 🙂

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              • BeatleB
                Beatle
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                gadgets, got it

                how about power tools ?

                we'd be up to 11 pages

                We can do anything

                http://bybeatle.com

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                • SeulS
                  Seul
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                  This thing practically writes itself!..

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                  • BeatleB
                    Beatle
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                    I know ! Amazing !

                    We can do anything

                    http://bybeatle.com

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                    • ?
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                      being a rockstar

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                      • GeoG
                        Geo
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                        it's getting quite thick too . . . nearly a dozen pages

                        i think we can be proud of ourselves boys . . .

                        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                        • SeulS
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                          Yeah - I tend to stick to comic books so this heavy'un won't be bought or read by me but still!..

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                          • GeoG
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                            well - i've just trawled the internet looking for stuff that guys like . . . so that was fun  😉

                            anyway, bored with that now - so i'm off to watch the football and drink beer . . .

                            3 pages covered in one day . . . . busy, busy, busy  😉

                            Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                            • Madame ButtonflyM
                              Madame Buttonfly
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                              @nemesisnow1200:

                              @Giles:

                              How to pick up chicks not wearing bras…........

                              good answer,,,,,back to the 70s it is then

                              Spot on Nemesis, last time G picked up a "chick" was probably in the 70s… 
                              😉

                              AKA Mrs G

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                              • Finn666F
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                                ^ i bet she was/is fine as hell eh? 😉

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                                • ?
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                                  @Madame:

                                  @nemesisnow1200:

                                  @Giles:

                                  How to pick up chicks not wearing bras…........

                                  good answer,,,,,back to the 70s it is then

                                  Spot on Nemesis, last time G picked up a "chick" was probably in the 70s… 
                                  😉

                                  hhhaahahahah,,,fella had taste tho,,,,god i hope he met you in the 70s or else my comment is gonna sound so bad

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                                  • Madame ButtonflyM
                                    Madame Buttonfly
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                                    Actually, Nemesis, we met in the 90s, 14 years ago (married 8 years).  But I remember when I met him how rubbish he was at "pulling" (in the end I had to practically throw myself at him) 😞

                                    If he ever "picked up" a bra-less chick was probably at school when he was 9 or 10… 😉

                                    AKA Mrs G

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                                    • J
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                                      Money

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                                      • madmondayM
                                        madmonday
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                                        I ❤  Madame Buttonfly.

                                        head high, middle finger higher

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                                        • GilesG
                                          Giles
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                                          @Madame:

                                          If he ever "picked up" a bra-less chick was probably at school when he was 9 or 10… 😉

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                                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                          • ?
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                                            the pair of u have been together as long as me and my girly,,,,4  ;)ppl out ther with good taste

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