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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      @Giles:

      How to pick up chicks not wearing bras…........

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • GeoG
        Geo
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        @Seul:

        On this board I sometimes think about Geo - but I guess that falls under the category of 'Arses'…

        . . . and you can keep your eyes OFF my well well-formed, cheekily plump yet athletically muscled and incredibly masculine posterior . . .

        Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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        • GeoG
          Geo
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          @Giles:

          @Giles:

          How to pick up chicks not wearing bras…........

          well when push comes to shove . . .

          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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          • GilesG
            Giles
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            No first hand experience, but I think it does…..

            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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            • GeoG
              Geo
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              @Beatle:

              okay, all the alcoholic beverages fall into one category.

              we already have bikes

              but I accept "sports" and music, so 9 pages..

              Gadgets . . . all men love gadgets

              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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              • ?
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                yup ,,pushin works better than shovin 🙂

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                • BeatleB
                  Beatle
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                  gadgets, got it

                  how about power tools ?

                  we'd be up to 11 pages

                  We can do anything

                  http://bybeatle.com

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                  • SeulS
                    Seul
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                    This thing practically writes itself!..

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                    • BeatleB
                      Beatle
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                      I know ! Amazing !

                      We can do anything

                      http://bybeatle.com

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                      • ?
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                        being a rockstar

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                        • GeoG
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                          it's getting quite thick too . . . nearly a dozen pages

                          i think we can be proud of ourselves boys . . .

                          Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                          • SeulS
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                            Yeah - I tend to stick to comic books so this heavy'un won't be bought or read by me but still!..

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                            • GeoG
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                              well - i've just trawled the internet looking for stuff that guys like . . . so that was fun  😉

                              anyway, bored with that now - so i'm off to watch the football and drink beer . . .

                              3 pages covered in one day . . . . busy, busy, busy  😉

                              Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                              • Madame ButtonflyM
                                Madame Buttonfly
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                                @nemesisnow1200:

                                @Giles:

                                How to pick up chicks not wearing bras…........

                                good answer,,,,,back to the 70s it is then

                                Spot on Nemesis, last time G picked up a "chick" was probably in the 70s… 
                                😉

                                AKA Mrs G

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                                • Finn666F
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                                  ^ i bet she was/is fine as hell eh? 😉

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                                  • ?
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                                    @nemesisnow1200:

                                    @Giles:

                                    How to pick up chicks not wearing bras…........

                                    good answer,,,,,back to the 70s it is then

                                    Spot on Nemesis, last time G picked up a "chick" was probably in the 70s… 
                                    😉

                                    hhhaahahahah,,,fella had taste tho,,,,god i hope he met you in the 70s or else my comment is gonna sound so bad

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                                    • Madame ButtonflyM
                                      Madame Buttonfly
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                                      Actually, Nemesis, we met in the 90s, 14 years ago (married 8 years).  But I remember when I met him how rubbish he was at "pulling" (in the end I had to practically throw myself at him) 😞

                                      If he ever "picked up" a bra-less chick was probably at school when he was 9 or 10… 😉

                                      AKA Mrs G

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                                      • J
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                                        Money

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                                        • madmondayM
                                          madmonday
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                                          I ❤  Madame Buttonfly.

                                          head high, middle finger higher

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                                          • GilesG
                                            Giles
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                                            @Madame:

                                            If he ever "picked up" a bra-less chick was probably at school when he was 9 or 10… 😉

                                            • Giles decides that pleading the fifth here is probably a good idea

                                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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