Quotes Worth Quoting

[Chris]

Aren't you?

C'mon, Doug, be honest…

My dad used to say the same thing to us all the time, too, only he randomly switched between horseshoes, hand grenades, flamethrowers and nuclear weapons.  I think he was going for variety.

[D97x7]

Woman "Sir you are exceedingly drunk"
Churchill "And you madame are exceedingly ugly, but in the morning I will be sober"

[Giles]

Mrs G "What the bloody hell am I doing?"

[Seul]

"Good rice, good curry
dear Ghandi let's hurry"

• Apu, The Simpsons

[taksaha]

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man"

• Dr Samuel Johnson

[Beatle]

"A woman looking more fantastic than Madame Buttonfly is hard to come by"  Angela Merkel

[Madame Buttonfly]

@Beatle:

"A woman looking more fantastic than Madame Buttonfly is hard to come by"  Angela Merkel

LOL!  Beats, you're forgiven for calling me a fat fcker.  I know you're just trying to encourage me to shed a few grammes (same way G does).
:-

[Guest]

"why is the rum always gone"  Captain Jack Sparrow

[Just_KC]

@Giles:

I was inspied to create this thread by Just_KC's signature:

Caligula : Oderint Dum Metuant : Let Them Hate So Long As They Fear.

I think about the following almost every day, I guess because it just makes me think (and I paraphrase because I can't find the exact words):

Stalin:  What is the point of The Fear, if the innocent are not afraid…...

there's nothing better than good quotes!

bruce lee makes plenty of good quotes too .

my favorite from him would be - "If you make an ass out of yourself, there will always be someone to ride you."

simply epic.

not too sure who came up with this quote, but it is what i pretty much learn and live by after my stint in the army.

"plan for the worst, hope for the best."

[gollotti]

"You only know what you know" - unknown

"You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose. You're on your own. And you know what you know. And YOU are the one who'll decide where to go…" - Dr Seuss

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." - Dr Seuss

And the best for last:

"In my world, everyone's a pony and they all eat rainbows and poop butterflies!" - Dr. Seuss

[that_was_easy]

Dr. Seuss is the greatest.

@hectic:

I'm loving that Drew Carey quote. Thanks, cheered me up.

No problem hectic!

"S/he that asks a question is a fool for five minutes, but s/he who never asks remains a fool for ever." -Chinese Proverb

[that_was_easy]

"Cloths make the Man.  Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain

[sergedenimes]

Murphy's law "Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong".

Classic

[AFTRMTH]

2 that stands out to me in my opinion in this forum alone..

Haraki san RE: G and Mrs. G
"I have been making jeans for long time and have experienced a lot of things, but I have never felt this happy feeling… I would like to thank you two the most.

and

Giles RE: Customer Service/Business etiquette

"Don't want to get on my high horse here.  But what defines a company is not how they handle things when things are going well, it is how they handle things when things go wrong"

[that_was_easy]

"Old age and treachery will overcome youth and skill." Anon

So wise.

[Giles]

Geo, we love you…...

[Geo]

And I damn well mean what I wrote too - good people make life great . . . and you and the lovely Mrs G are pretty special at making the good stuff happen . . .

[rocket]

@Seul:

Hard as feck, crazy as a bat, and a heart the size of a baboon's arse - Iron Heart family.

[Blackheart]

"Every revolution begins with a single act of defiance" - Unknown

"The only duty we owe to history is to re-write it" - Oscar Wilde

" And a Smith & Wesson does beat four aces…"  - Murphy's Law

[deadendpro]

"Your mother sucks cocks in Hell." -Linda Blair ala The Exorcist

now them be some words to live by!