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[Matty123]

@den1mhead:

In Muskat airport where I’ve just handed over £24 for two pints of Stella [emoji38]
At least prices will drop when we get to India

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That’s outrageous. You can buy shares in the damn company for less!

[UnTucked]

@Dstauffer:

welp, feck it fellas, I'm gonna try stand up at an open mic night….I'm sure it will be a glorious disaster 

How'd it go?

[Dstauffer]

It was pretty sweet for my first time…I’m excited to do it again now that all the first time jitters are gone

[neph93]

Oh no! What happened to the XL?  

[Seul]

Well done mate!..

[gaseousclay]

this joke is old but it still makes me laugh:

Lawyer: so it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was… extremely silly?

Mickey: no, I said she was fucking goofy

[neph93]

@Seul:

Well done mate!..

Appreciate that Seul. This is a bit if a big thing for me.

[Seul]

I know - you've just chosen to be killed by your wife… Romantic...

[AdamJ]

@neph93 most sensible decision you've made this year….

[Matty123]

@neph93:

Oh no! What happened to the XL? 

You sick sick man.

Modified and pic deleted so @Seul can sleep tonight.

[manufc10]

@neph93:

Oh no! What happened to the XL?  

Well your testicles serve no purpose anymore so I guess it's no big deal if your wife removes them right? 

[Chris]

@Adam:

@neph93 most sensible decision you've made this year….

That is an exceedingly low bar.

[neph93]

Thank you gentlemen. Although my testicles are still of great sentimental (if not practical) value to me, they may have been worth the trade off for this bit of kit… as it is Hot Ingrid is more or less onboard.

That is to say she thinks the vest is «OK» and doesn’t mind me having it. We are also practicing a «Don’t ask/Don’t tell» policy on pricing at the moment, which helps...

[neph93]

@Chris:

@Adam:

@neph93 most sensible decision you've made this year….

That is an exceedingly low bar.

I’m taking Adam’s comment to refer to the previous 365 days, not the 12 days of the calender year so far.

In which case, still a pretty low bar…

[Matty123]

Congrats bud. Enjoy it. U deserve it

[neph93]

@Matty123:

Congrats bud. Enjoy it. U deserve it

Thank you. I’m looking forward to playing dress up with it. Hoodies, shirts maybe over a type III…

[Seul]

I also just scored one of my white whales, neph… Natural IHSH-16... I know they're being re-run, and I know the quality might be (even) better on the new one, but what the hey 

[Snowy]

@neph93:

We are also practicing a «Don’t ask/Don’t tell» policy on pricing at the moment, which helps…

I have found this works very well. As long as you occasionally get her something from time to time, it's all good.

[neph93]

@Seul:

I know they're being re-run, and I know the quality might be (even) better on the new one, but what the hey  [emoji41]

OG is OG though. Great score [emoji1434]

@Snowy yes indeed. Although She’s pretty good at using money herself…

[Filthy2123ozjunkie]

I was thinking tonight, what were the most expensive pair of Japanese denim jeans ever? Can anyone help?