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[Filthy2123ozjunkie]

Another thing I thought about on my long drive today besides imagining how cool Iron Heart 25oz XHS overalls would be: does anyone here every worry that because you don't regularly wash your jeans you've become noseblind to your own funk and you really fucking stink?

[gaseousclay]

Taxes are coming up and the guy I normally use to do my taxes charges $125. He's a family friend and used to file me and my ex-wife's taxes jointly at about $150-175 if I recall correctly.

For those of you in the US, who do you use for your taxes and what do you typically pay? H&R Block? I'm starting to think that $125 is kinda steep. Back when I was married there were a ton of deductions that we qualified for but now that i'm filing as single not so much.

[Matty123]

@gaseousclay:

Taxes are coming up and the guy I normally use to do my taxes charges $125. He's a family friend and used to file me and my ex-wife's taxes jointly at about $150-175 if I recall correctly.

For those of you in the US, who do you use for your taxes and what do you typically pay? H&R Block? I'm starting to think that $125 is kinda steep. Back when I was married there were a ton of deductions that we qualified for but now that i'm filing as single not so much.

For a reliable person who gets it right 125 is very fair. IMO

I’ve never heard any good feedback from HR block users

[YesBlank]

Re: U.S. taxes, I have a relatively simple situation (itemized deductions but that's about it) and have used TurboTax the last 10 years or so. Apparently they have a new option to have a live CPA review things before submission. I think my fees are only about $80 including e-File federal and state.

[Dstauffer]

welp, feck it fellas, I'm gonna try stand up at an open mic night….I'm sure it will be a glorious disaster 

[mikebarhoot]

Have fun!

[den1mhead]

In Muskat airport where I’ve just handed over £24 for two pints of Stella [emoji38]
At least prices will drop when we get to India

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[bryaneidins70]

I don't mind the tea bag left in…

[Matty123]

@den1mhead:

In Muskat airport where I’ve just handed over £24 for two pints of Stella [emoji38]
At least prices will drop when we get to India

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That’s outrageous. You can buy shares in the damn company for less!

[UnTucked]

@Dstauffer:

welp, feck it fellas, I'm gonna try stand up at an open mic night….I'm sure it will be a glorious disaster 

How'd it go?

[Dstauffer]

It was pretty sweet for my first time…I’m excited to do it again now that all the first time jitters are gone

[neph93]

Oh no! What happened to the XL?  

[Seul]

Well done mate!..

[gaseousclay]

this joke is old but it still makes me laugh:

Lawyer: so it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was… extremely silly?

Mickey: no, I said she was fucking goofy

[neph93]

@Seul:

Well done mate!..

Appreciate that Seul. This is a bit if a big thing for me.

[Seul]

I know - you've just chosen to be killed by your wife… Romantic...

[AdamJ]

@neph93 most sensible decision you've made this year….

[Matty123]

@neph93:

Oh no! What happened to the XL? 

You sick sick man.

Modified and pic deleted so @Seul can sleep tonight.

[manufc10]

@neph93:

Oh no! What happened to the XL?  

Well your testicles serve no purpose anymore so I guess it's no big deal if your wife removes them right? 

[Chris]

@Adam:

@neph93 most sensible decision you've made this year….

That is an exceedingly low bar.