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[neph93]

Congratulations! A short commute is a luxury in this day and age. The benefits you list should ease the pain.

[Graeme]

OK, first they warned that robots will take all our jobs, now we've got robotic ninjas to worry about! :o

[Seul]

@neph93:

A short commute is a luxury in this day and age.

Five minute walk to work… Luckily... If I had to deal with other people at 5am, I'd be in jail for manslaughter and grave assault...

[neph93]

@Seul:

Don't - it would go up to 88 billion if they'd listen to the neph…

As of today my efforts to increase the population of Norway have been permanently, surgically, ended ️[emoji33]

[Seul]

Did you get it done or did you have the check-up?.. My mate's friend had to have his plumming cut twice…

In your case, I'm sure they'll have to resort to amputate everything under the nose...

[Matty123]

@neph93:

@Seul:

Don't - it would go up to 88 billion if they'd listen to the neph…

As of today my efforts to increase the population of Norway have been permanently, surgically, ended ️[emoji33]

oh thats right. adios huevos! speaking of pain easement… enjoy the meds!

[Giles]

Keep your end up Neph

[neph93]

Seul, just the snip-snip today. Giles, my end is staying exactly where it is, up or down. This is less comfortable than I imagined it would be… luckily I have drugs. On another note, Hot Ingrid has bought sausage and eggs for tea. Laugh? I nearly did.

[UnTucked]

Been there, done that… Asst age 23.

Now, we're looking to get a reversal.

*Be careful... Don't laugh too hard... Or sneeze... And, when it is time to "clear the pipes", there will be blood (Nobody told me that... I almost fainted)

[Snowy]

@UnTucked:

"clear the pipes", there will be blood (Nobody told me that… I almost fainted)

I can only imagine the scare and the very rapid googling trying to find out if you're okay or not 

[UnTucked]

@Snowy:

@UnTucked:

"clear the pipes", there will be blood (Nobody told me that… I almost fainted)

I can only imagine the scare and the very rapid googling trying to find out if you're okay or not 

It was 2008…

Googling wasn't the cultural pillar that is currently is, lol

[Chris]

Also speaking from experience, cranberry colored urine does tend to ruin your day.

[Graeme]

Was this a voluntary vasectomy, or did Mrs neph93 see how much @neph93 had spent on clothing, and do the deed with a couple of house bricks?

[neph93]

Hehe… @Graeme  I think we can all agree that the vasectomy was necessary for obvious reasons, and possibly came a little late in the day.

An adoption of a «don’t ask, don’t tell» policy, combined with an admission that she can no longer keep track of my clothing means there is peace round the hearthfire when it comes to purchases.

[Graeme]

@neph93 consider yourself making up for my failure to reproduce so far. In which case it all balances out.

Actually, my girlfriend is learning of my expensive tastes. I was eyeing up an Andersen S3 cabinet, and the price caused her to repeatedly tell me, "You're not getting that!"

I suspect that it's going to become a regular conversation.

[neph93]

Mrs Neph would be bloody ecstatic if I bought one of those. We recently “had too buy” six of these… (excuse the poor photo, it was taken from my position of convalescence)

[Graeme]

I wouldn't complain if I had to buy a set of them either.

[Seul]

A friend of mine's house burnt down, killing her cat whilst at it 

She can't live in the house anymore, and is asking for help on another forum… Figured I'd post here, if anyone'd be so kind to chip in... Much obliged!..

https://www.gofundme.com/4a35h-my-house-caught-fire
https://www.gofundme.com/4a35h-my-house-caught-fire
https://www.gofundme.com/4a35h-my-house-caught-fire

[Filthy2123ozjunkie]

I chipped in enough to bring her to her goal. $700 isn't much though. Hopefully people will continue to contribute. Best wishes to her, that's terribad about her cat. 

[ROman]

It's almost doubled.