Bollocks to Blatter and the Evil Kingdom….

[Tone]

WTF would a beautiful drop dead gorgeous woman see in an old decrepit multi-millionaire?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3112159/Sepp-Blatter-named-former-lover-Cristiano-Ronaldo-s-ex-girlfriend-model-Irina-Shayk-bizarre-claims-Spanish-media.html

[Chris]

"Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac."
-Henry Kissinger

[organisys]

@Tone:

multi-millionaire

[Giles]

You could not make this shit up:

Sepp Blatter: Fifa president says he did not resign

Sepp Blatter says he has not resigned as Fifa president.
The 79-year-old Swiss was thought to have ended his 17-year reign on 2 June amid claims of corruption in world football's governing body.
But, according to Swiss newspaper Blick,  Blatter told a party at a Fifa museum: "I did not resign. I put myself and my office in the hands of the Fifa congress."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/33284185

[Megatron1505]

He's a genuine loon, he won't leave until he's either dead or in prison.

[babyknight]

Not sure @Megatron1505 , I mean it must be possible to run FIFA from prison with the inevitable support he will have from the world's various football associations, right…?  lol

[Giles]

If he's going inside, he better modify his views on short tight shorts…...

[Giles]

Which remins me of one of my favourite sporting jokes.

Q Who has ridden a Derby winner more times than Lester Piggot?
A - Lester Piggots cell mate

[Seul]

But just think of all the ball-related puns one could come up with!..

[louisbosco]

maybe he's getting a little senile.

[Finkster]

This FIFA affair grows more and more to complete absurdity  :o    … this new Blatter statements and the intention of Diego Maradona    for a candidacy as new FIFA president ... Wow!   

[Megatron1505]

And David Ginola 

[Finkster]

       

[Finkster]

Breakin news:  The next step in the FIFA / Blatter world of madness … Wladimir Putin suggest Sepp Blatter for the Nobel Price.

         

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[Giles]

[Graeme]

Someone Blatter is still running FIFA. Despite calls for his resignation from:

• Budweiser

• Coca Cola

• McDonald's

• Visa

Who are four of FIFA's biggest sponsors…

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/oct/02/coca-cola-mcdonalds-fifa-president-sepp-blatter-stand-down

[Finkster]

[Giles]

Got to give it to him.  He has a sense of humour:

In a statement released through his lawyers on Friday, Blatter said resigning now "would not be in the best interest of Fifa, nor would it advance the process of reform".

[Tone]

FIFA have suspended him for 90 days!

No doubt due to pressure from sponsors! 

[Finkster]

@Tone:

FIFA have suspended him both for 90 days!