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      that_was_easy
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      Ha, edited for proper NY jargon.

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      • a.khan12390A
        a.khan12390
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        embarrassingly i did not get the first two 😞

        Cats paw soles for sale http://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=977.0 CATS paw for sale

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        • DougNgD
          DougNg
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          Cock juggler, ass clown and dick snot are all appropriate synonyms

          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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          • riffblaster generalR
            riffblaster general
            Raw and Unwashed
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            yeah….am i an idiot? i dont get that second joke.

            how do you wake up lady gaga?  poke her face

            PUT DOWN THAT STARBUCKS, PICK UP THAT GNARBUCKS!!

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            • BeatleB
              Beatle
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              #3 was actually not bad..but I'm with Riffblaster - what is #2 all about ?

              We can do anything

              http://bybeatle.com

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                that_was_easy
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                I encountered #2 and didn't laugh at first, but after reading it a second time, I cracked up.  Shit is absurd…w/ a pope hat, that says 'RIDE THE PARTY BU$'.  The bartender is skeptical of that.

                I know it's got no punchline, it was random though.  Carry on.

                EDIT:  Also, from now on, the forum has a jokes thread:

                http://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=800.0

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                • ronaldlshR
                  ronaldlsh
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                  It's fucking rare, but i bumped into a couple that are wearing ih jeans today. We said hi, and he could even remember my forum nick! Kind of regret not taking pics together as the place (library) was not really appropriate.

                  He could be reading this! Sadly, he is just reads this forum instead of posting.

                  THE RAW WAR

                  @ronaldlsh:

                  > Just going to keep wearing IH.

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                  • namenessN
                    nameness
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                    ^ Someone has a cyber-stalker…  😉

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                    • BeatleB
                      Beatle
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                      if you have time, check this out..Japanese accent is fantastic

                      We can do anything

                      http://bybeatle.com

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                      • deadendproD
                        deadendpro
                        啓蒙家
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                        That was bloody great! for some reason, the european accents were most enjoyable to me!

                        What accent do you have Giles???  ::)

                        Currently Wearing:
                        SExSx3s 27-01
                        15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
                        25oz Samurai Type 1

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                        • GilesG
                          Giles
                          IHUK Crew
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                          tell you tomorrow when I listen to it

                          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                          • GilesG
                            Giles
                            IHUK Crew
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                            Actually better than that.  Here I am:

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • SeulS
                              Seul
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                              That must be fake - you 2 speak like BBC weather forecasters hahaha  😉 😘 😘

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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
                                IHUK Crew
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                                In my most proper English accent. "Go fuck yourself"

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • SeulS
                                  Seul
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                                  But it's true!.. I just thought, for whatever reason, you lot 'd be the kind of Britons I wouldn't understand!..  😉

                                  Seriously though: lovely clip!..  😘

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                                  • deadendproD
                                    deadendpro
                                    啓蒙家
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                                    @Giles:

                                    In my most proper English accent. "Go fuck yourself"

                                    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

                                    Too good!

                                    Currently Wearing:
                                    SExSx3s 27-01
                                    15.4oz 3sixteen Type 3
                                    25oz Samurai Type 1

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                                    • riffblaster generalR
                                      riffblaster general
                                      Raw and Unwashed
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                                      bout to take off on a skate road trip.    should be a blast.

                                      PUT DOWN THAT STARBUCKS, PICK UP THAT GNARBUCKS!!

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                                        LandoCal126 0
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                                        Please take a ton of photos! Have fun and be safe…

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                                        • riffblaster generalR
                                          riffblaster general
                                          Raw and Unwashed
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                                          i'll do my best.

                                          PUT DOWN THAT STARBUCKS, PICK UP THAT GNARBUCKS!!

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                                          • DougNgD
                                            DougNg
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                                            I'm in Seattle for today visiting Jody's family. It was actually sunny!

                                            I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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