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[DougNg]

"So much for your canoe, motherfucker"

You have to add that last part

<-born and bred New Yorker

[that_was_easy]

Ha, edited for proper NY jargon.

[a.khan12390]

embarrassingly i did not get the first two

[DougNg]

Cock juggler, ass clown and dick snot are all appropriate synonyms

[riffblaster general]

yeah….am i an idiot? i dont get that second joke.

how do you wake up lady gaga?  poke her face

[Beatle]

#3 was actually not bad..but I'm with Riffblaster - what is #2 all about ?

[that_was_easy]

I encountered #2 and didn't laugh at first, but after reading it a second time, I cracked up.  Shit is absurd…w/ a pope hat, that says 'RIDE THE PARTY BU$'.  The bartender is skeptical of that.

I know it's got no punchline, it was random though.  Carry on.

EDIT:  Also, from now on, the forum has a jokes thread:

http://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=800.0

[ronaldlsh]

It's fucking rare, but i bumped into a couple that are wearing ih jeans today. We said hi, and he could even remember my forum nick! Kind of regret not taking pics together as the place (library) was not really appropriate.

He could be reading this! Sadly, he is just reads this forum instead of posting.

[nameness]

^ Someone has a cyber-stalker… 

[Beatle]

if you have time, check this out..Japanese accent is fantastic

[deadendpro]

That was bloody great! for some reason, the european accents were most enjoyable to me!

What accent do you have Giles???  ::)

[Giles]

tell you tomorrow when I listen to it

[Giles]

Actually better than that.  Here I am:

[Seul]

That must be fake - you 2 speak like BBC weather forecasters hahaha 

[Giles]

In my most proper English accent. "Go fuck yourself"

[Seul]

But it's true!.. I just thought, for whatever reason, you lot 'd be the kind of Britons I wouldn't understand!.. 

Seriously though: lovely clip!.. 

[deadendpro]

@Giles:

In my most proper English accent. "Go fuck yourself"

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaha

Too good!

[riffblaster general]

bout to take off on a skate road trip.    should be a blast.

[LandoCal126 0]

Please take a ton of photos! Have fun and be safe…

[riffblaster general]

i'll do my best.