Random Rants

[Megatron1505]

Or kicked the fucking owl thing over.

[Cutlasshound]

My thoughts exactly! Then taken a picture of his expression :-).

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[Seul]

"THE OWLS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM!.."

kicks the sculpture

[trail and arrow]

huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh huhuhuhuh

[Giles]

Yeah…..I only got 340,000 hits with google images....

[tatmantall]

Google chrome app for iphone….complete trash.

[Seul]

So far I only got 41 € instead of the 400 € bonus I'd hoped for. Let's hope tomorrow brings more $€£!.. 

[Snowy]

^mine's in 12 hours time. Just spent 1 hours writing notes for 12 months worth of work. Annoyingly I can write notes (and did) that on paper should get me a substantial pay rise, yet, I imagine based on reality that has nothing to do with my KPI's I'm going to get boned. Will certainly be taking it to the mat, not sure how far I'll go once on the mat. If my KPI's don't align with what they were after, they should have written better bloody KPI's!. Woo go me, good rant

[tatmantall]

Angered with a certain popular boot maker who seems to be biting off more than they can chew right now. Grrr… Oh well, last time I will attempt to have boots made by them 3 for 3 with bad experiences.

[Seul]

"I'll have a Stille Nacht beer during the game!.. Aces!.."

"Shucks this is a 2013 - it's not mindblowing enough… Let's drink some sherry!.."

"BELGIUM JUST SCORED!.. MORE SHERRY!.."

Work in a bit. Me right now: 

[JCMx800]

Summer. I hate Summer.

[Seul]

FUCKING SECONDED.

9 am and I'm already too damn warm.

[Snowy]

@Snowy:

I imagine based on reality that has nothing to do with my KPI's I'm going to get boned. Will certainly be taking it to the mat, not sure how far I'll go once on the mat.

Am still in the middle of getting boned, and it is a huge boning, went to the mat a little too long, and blew a 1 hour meeting into what looks like it'll be 2.5 hours. On the upside I've got around 2 hours a day of my life back due to giving less of a shit in there. If working 2.5 hours of free OT every day doesn't even get me inflation as a pay rise, there's clearly no point in my doing it. Was enlightening in that regard, that's for sure. No Fucks Given is my new motto in the office.

[Megatron1505]

Bad news man, Pam is going through something similar at the moment where she is working a consistent 8 and a half hours extra per week for no pay but when she needed an hour out to got to a medical appointment her boss made her use a half day of annual leave. I told her to look on it as getting her 8 and half hours a week back too. Fuck me, fuck you is the motto.

[indigo bitch]

@JCMx800:

Summer. I hate Summer.

Take off your pants, man.

[Chris]

There is no such thing as "vegan leather".

It's idiotic and makes me want to strangle the marketing weasel that thought it up.

[mclaincausey]

Isn't most leather vegan? Cattle and horses are certainly vegans.

[Seul]

Vegan cheese is another one of those things…

[Chris]

Does it taste as disgusting as it sounds?

[Seul]

I ain't big on dairy products, but as you know I do make the exception for cheese… Vegan cheese is, well, not exactly on my bucket list...