My favourite posts

[Giles]

@derivative666:

Like they were custom made for my feet

Someone call Brett Viberg and let him know his future children's college tuition is about to be paid in full.

[derivative666]

Hate you guys!

[Giles]

Yeah, I hate it when I have been resisting the feckin inevitable, and then I'm outed too…..

[derivative666]

Hah

[Snowy]

@Giles:

@derivative666:

Like they were custom made for my feet

Someone call Brett Viberg and let him know his future children's college tuition is about to be paid in full.

I was going to add that also. Welcome to the Vibergs D6^3.

[derivative666]

@Giles:

I'd cut my Penis off with a rusty spoon first..  About the only thing I like about those is the laces…..

[Giles]

@derivative666:

Jakes 1st spelling test

@pillowPANTS:

Hahahaha. Wonder where he gets that from?

@derivative666:

That's my boy!

[xtcclassic]

@trail:

we visited emils great great aunt, GERTRUD FICKER (90). ficker is german for motherfucker!

@Seul:

Great flicks, Ficker.

[Giles]

@ohighyo:

@summ3rhays:

I'm still upset that Sweden didn't qualify.

Oh…........ They qualify

[Giles]

@seanocono:

The England team visited an orphanage in Rio today:

"It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jose, age 6

[Seul]

Yeah was hesitating to post that'un in here myself - killer stuff 

[Giles]

@Graeme:

Given that @Seul is into pigs, porn and beer, I wouldn't be surprised if a crack squad of fanatics is en route to Belgium from the Middle East… :o

[Megatron1505]

Well this is hands down my favourite post there has ever been on this forum….

@Giles:

HURRAH…..

She's zapped it.....

We have just been to see the consultant post CT scan and she has been give the green light.

Now for a glass of champagne.......

[derivative666]

^couldnt agree more!!!!

[trail and arrow]

^^indeed

[Seul]

³

[Megatron1505]

Just for being first and such a good sport, well done @DanielAFC 

@DanielAFC:

okay, this was quite painful for me, but luckily the guy was a pretty good sport. the lady who walked up halfway through and said "there's something wrong with him, lets get out of here" wasnt so nice. the old guy who walked up from the other side looked like he wanted to hit me, so i decided to cut things at that point.  song was good vibrations, by marky mark and the funky bunch, as i wanted something fairly non threatening. unfortunately you cant hear that in the video though. even if she was closer you probaly couldnt have heard this over my girlfriend laughing at me.  god damn i am glad that is over.

next challenge

edit: i neglected the no money portion, i will think on this more and get back to you soon

edit x2 : the next challenge will be

Dog Communication

go to your local park, or a street where people commonly walk their animals

have a friend film you, as your approach, and without saying anything begin to bark at the dog as if you were trying to communicate with it. cock your head to the side as if waiting for a response, if you get one, respond accordingly, if not give a final bark for good measure and move on. do not speak to the human with the dog.

[Giles]

@madmonday:

@Giles:

Not sure if serious.  In English English saying something is vanilla means it is unadulterated.  I therefore meant I was bringing the purple ones over as is, no overdying, no nothing…

ahhhhhh, i thought you meant a beige/cream colo(u)r & purple

So did I.  Idiot that I am, I even filled out a "notify me when they're ready" form.

[mclaincausey]

@Giles:

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grain that could've become beer but didn't….

[seawolf]

@mclaincausey:

@Giles:

Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grain that could've become beer but didn't….

However, it's not too late to become dessert in the form of bread pudding!