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[ohighyo]

Im gonna fuck a midget!!!!!

[Cutlasshound]

Yesssssssssssss!

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[ohighyo]

After watching my wife's little nephew for a few days while he is on sprint break, I have come to the conclusion I hate children. If my wife could push out a 18 year old at the hospital that jumped into a car and drove himself home, I think that would be for me. I just want to skip the first 18 years please.

[Chris]

I used to like children…

...until I got a couple of my own.

[seawolf]

I'm glad I waited to see if I liked kids before making some of my own.

[Chris]

Julie made that decision; she asked my opinion, then went ahead and did it anyway.

[Megatron1505]

They say that having children does not suit selfish people, well I'm a selfish person and …..wait.....where was I going with that 

[mclaincausey]

I dislike parents more frequently than I do kids.

[DougNg]

Before my wife and I got married, she gave me the choice, baby or dog

Went with the dog. Haven't looked back

[ohighyo]

That's what my wife said. I told her she could have three dogs if we don't have kids

[seawolf]

Isn't it sort of selfish to have children? You're not doing it for them…. The child has no choice to be brought into this world.

[Giles]

@Chris:

Julie made that decision; she asked my opinion, then went ahead and did it anyway.

Do you know who with?

[seawolf]

@Giles:

@Chris:

Julie made that decision; she asked my opinion, then went ahead and did it anyway.

Do you know who with?

Bwhahaha!!

[Chris]

You volunteering, Giles?

[Giles]

Hmmmmm.  On balance I can do without buffet meal deals in Vegas.  So despite your extremely kind offer, I'll have to turn it down…..(by "It" I am referring to the offer, not Julie).....

[Snowy]

@seawolf:

Isn't it sort of selfish to have children? You're not doing it for them…. The child has no choice to be brought into this world.

Now that's the kind of shit to talk about after about 20 beers or a few hits of whatever you like. Very deep subject that one.

[mclaincausey]

It's the ultimate act of selfishness to push your genome out there, particularly when there are 7 billion of us already. Not saying it's a bad thing to do, just saying that fulfilling our biological imperatives is selfish by definition.

[Seul]

Studying the package whilst the mailman was writing down my intel… First I saw the "Dwaas Teef", which translates roughly into "Fool Bitch"... Oh look: a halfhearted attempt of the Megadome to insult me in my own language...

But then I saw this at the bottom… I almost burst out laughing with my mailman next to me...

This roughly translates as "ugly cow with too much make up on"... Where the hell did you pick that up, Mega???

[Megatron1505]

Half hearted, moi  :o

[mclaincausey]

https://www.jcrew.com/AST/Navigation/Sale/AllProducts/PRD~21997/99102846655/21997.jsp?N=21+16&Nbrd=J&Nloc=en_US&Nrpp=48&Npge=1&Nsrt=3&isFromSale=true&isSaleItem=true&isNewSearch=true

Aight den…