Crash Course

[Arabit]

I landed on an everyday item you cannot forget to bring.

[jdl1279]

A picnic table?

[mclaincausey]

Did someone already guess a busted rail slide? Hand rail, etc…

[Arabit]

So to sum it up
Basketball > Jump > landed on ?

[Aetas]

A bottle of mineral water?

[Megatron1505]

@Seul:

That is actually a manatee doing a quenelle…

Actual LOL 

[Seul]

Figured only €uros'd get that'un 

[Arabit]

I was playing basketball jumped for the rebound and landed with my foot inverted on a wallet that someone placed. I'm sure it is a trick in Streetball. I almost cried

[jdl1279]

@Arabit:

I was playing basketball jumped for the rebound and landed with my foot inverted on a wallet that someone placed. I'm sure it is a trick in Streetball. I almost cried

That has to be one of the most asshole things I have ever heard of. Ranks up there with the sucker punch. If you want to hurt me, at least be man enough to earn it and fight me, don't be a punk.

[corporalclegg]

Arabit, were brothers of the messed up ankles!

[mclaincausey]

When the going gets rough
Shit gets a little stabby

[jdl1279]

CC,

With the streaks up your leg, it looks like a broken ankle, that's about what mine looked like on day 2-3. As for how, sneaking out a window.

[jdl1279]

Mclain,

Do you like crazy chicks? I mean court ordered anger management crazy?

[mclaincausey]

It's like you know me or something…

[jdl1279]

If correct, it would explain what appears to be a downward path to the cut. As in short crazy bitch with a knife.

[jdl1279]

@mclaincausey:

It's like you know me or something…

Lucky guess really. I figure someone has to run that variable to zero eventually.

[mclaincausey]

Heh, it actually is entirely a boring story behind this one

[jdl1279]

I can't get very inventive with boring

[mclaincausey]

Tumor removed when I was 5. Fucker wasn't even malignant. See? Boring. I always tell chicks it was a knife fight and you should see the other guy

[jdl1279]

That's not boring, in fact I bet it was scary as hell for you and your parents. Stories like that are just as much a reason to post as the most gruesome amputation or disfiguring accident. I learned something…