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funny shit eli
It's great coming home to a fire that the house elf has lit for us…...
I envy the elf, but even more the chimney. The next house or appartment I move to must have one.
Nice that she found her way home! You let the elf out without GPS?!
She had a map and GPS and Paula had walked her from the language school to the ferry on Sunday AND she had successfully walked from the ferry to the school in the morning, so I can only put it down to brain fade…....
Sounds like she wanted to go explore then :). (Of course we all know she's in the ultimate care with you guys)
Just heard, even more visitors coming in Dec…...
Oh, did Virgin forward you my train details already?!
Nope (not yet), but someone forwarded their flight details…......
Santa?.. Tell 'im Gosport isn't too hard to find, but landing all them feckin reindeer in a port is…
We have a new dog tag machine operative:
On second thoughts…...
I got a new job here in Gosport. I didn't make any rubbish like these. someone made these. you know….
Does he have 8 toes?..
Damn, busted. He does…..
Did some grow back? I thought the duck ate a couple.
Choosing the Christmas tree…(Yep, that tree is about 5' tall... ;D)
The sewing bitch (her words, not mine)….
G&P like to see pic of Christmas tree all decorated.
