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    • seawolfS
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      Guy Fieri as Batman. You're welcome.

      “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

      @zeebeeleather

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      • mclaincauseyM
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        Can we make sure he does his own VERY DANGEROUS stunts?  Let's set him on fire.

        Think it, be it.

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        • S
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          Batman thread being created now. Great to see Mallrats delivers again 🙂

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          • natehateN
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            @Megatron1505:

            If there is ever to be yet another Batman reboot, then the dream ticket is Curtis Hanson directing a shot for shot "Batman - Year One", with Guy Pierce as Batman, then follow it up with a shot for shot "Long Dark Halloween".

            RANT - What royally fucks me off about Batman movies is that there is so much AMAZING source material, which the directors and writers either ignore, or in the case of Nolan simply say that it "inspired" them. Fuck inspiration, shoot the fucking story you egomaniac gimp.

            ive been saying that for years mega that they should do year one then a like 3 parter or so of the long halloween
            and use a director that gives a fuck
            sincity and 300 are prime, PRIME examples that a almost direct adaptation from a comic to the movie screen CAN work
            also the fact that they are both frank miller and year one is frank miller makes it a fucking no brainer

            don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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            • pillowPANTSP
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              ^agreed. 300 and sin city turned out great and i enjoyed both. I am a huge Batman fan and love love love Michael Keaton and Tim Burton combined. I think the "time" the first Burton batman came was the only thing holding it back(still love it mind you) but if Tim had a crack at it now i believe it would be much darker and batass. Even Barman Returns was lookin more "gothic" from the first. Bale did a decent job but i hated his batvoice. Yuck. I really cant cant see Affleck doing a good job, ie DareDevil. Boooo

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              • natehateN
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                the best thing ive heard about bales bat voice was a stand up comedian comparing it to a drag queen at the end of a long night of clubbing thats just given up on the charade
                wish i could remember who the comedian was

                don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                • Megatron1505M
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                  Well, I was joker(ing) about having a Batman thread but AWESOME  😃

                  Nate and PP, only thing I cant agree on is Tim Burton. I think the man is a hack these days.

                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                  • SeulS
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                    Posting in a Battyman thread - but only to say that yes: Burton is indeed a verified hack these days…

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                    • GraemeG
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                      There's been a lot of hate towards Batfleck, but I'm with Derivative666 that he was great in Argo and The Town, so I'm hopeful. Actors often come in for a lot of flack before a film is released, and I prefer to wait and see the end results. Heath Ledger as the Joker and Daniel Craig as Bond both had geek hate beforehand, and they turned out OK.

                      Oh, and thinking of Bond, Ian Fleming was adamant that Sean Connery was the wrong choice before Doctor No came out…

                      PS The Church of Batman the Redeemer needs you!

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                      • ohighyoO
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                        Over here in the states, we make fun of Ben affleck. His only good movie was mallrats, duh!! And…... Goodwill hunting. He will be a terrible batman. Oh, I also can't wait for this super hero movie thing to run its course.

                        Slipping gradually into senility

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                        • mclaincauseyM
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                          I don't hate Affleck.  I don't get the Batman casting though.

                          Think it, be it.

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                          • Megatron1505M
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                            Surely a sign of the apocalypse….

                            http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/09/14/justin-bieber-to-join-ben-affleck-in-batman-vs-superman-as-robin.html

                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                            • mclaincauseyM
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                              Bring on the apocalypse please.  Now.

                              Think it, be it.

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                              • SeulS
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                                How could it even get worse?..

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                                • Megatron1505M
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                                  Just off to the coffee thread to post something pointless and inane  😉

                                  Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                  • SeulS
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                                    Boop!..

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                                    • Megatron1505M
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                                      Yeh, that should do it.

                                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                      • Morose_PenguinM
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                                        @Megatron1505:

                                        @derivative666:

                                        I would have loved to see Clive Owen as Batman.

                                        "Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

                                        Speaking as a life long Batman fan, and someone who has followed Clive Owens career from his debut lead in the ITV drama "Chancer", I can only comment FUCK NO.

                                        Saved me a job there Gav…

                                        Clive Owen is simply the English Ben Affleck, but with even less charisma and not even a quarter of Afflecks success.

                                        The movie should have been done as "Dark Knight Returns", it should have been tweaked to keep continuity with the Nolan Batman films, and the older Batman should have been played by either Liam Neeson or Michael Keaton.

                                        This will never happen however…

                                        The amount of vitriol that greeted the news that Ben Affleck will be the next Batman just astounds me. Where were the rabid comic book fans when Bane was reduced to a muscle bound lackey with none of the ferocious intellect he displayed in 'Knightfall'?

                                        On a less serious note: Best conspiracy theory I've heard so far, from a colleague at work: "They wanted Affleck to direct the JLA movie. His price was that he gets to be Batman". 😃

                                        The same colleague told me that a petition had been set up online, to get people to boycott the film unless the studio removed Affleck. 😃

                                        On balance, I probably won't go to see the film. Not because of Affleck as Batman ( I almost feel sorry for the poor bastard, I won't forgive him for 'Daredevil' though), but because Miller (before he went mad) wrote some amazing comics, any adaptation of which would clearly be inferior. And the way things are going, this film has been built up as a version of 'The Dark Knight Returns' purely because it's supposedly Batman vs Superman and 'TDKR' is the gold standard of such meetings.

                                        Sorry to rant on... Slightly drunk :(.

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                                        • GraemeG
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                                          • natehateN
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                                            well if we're making fun of batman

                                            don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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