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    • ArabitA
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      I used my brothers FHM magazine to wank off… He found out when the pages were stuck together.  😠

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      • derivative666D
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        I'd like Michael Keaton back but just like Clive Owen he is too old Batman is perpetually in his mid thirties. I thought Christian Bale sucked as Batman. Although I do like him in other movies. I also am not a fan of Christopher Nolan's Batman.  I would like to see Darren Aronofsky do Batman. Nolan and Burton's movies were not dark enough. Didn't capture the real Batman it's time someone lets Batman out of the closet.

        "Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

        "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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        • derivative666D
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          Eric Bana as Batman. Would be sick.

          "Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

          "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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          • Megatron1505M
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            If there is ever to be yet another Batman reboot, then the dream ticket is Curtis Hanson directing a shot for shot "Batman - Year One", with Guy Pierce as Batman, then follow it up with a shot for shot "Long Dark Halloween".

            RANT - What royally fucks me off about Batman movies is that there is so much AMAZING source material, which the directors and writers either ignore, or in the case of Nolan simply say that it "inspired" them. Fuck inspiration, shoot the fucking story you egomaniac gimp.

            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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            • Megatron1505M
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              **** Mods, please move this to a dedicated Batman thread where Jeff and I can discuss Batman until the wee hours ****

              Yours truly,

              Batman

              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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              • derivative666D
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                Agreed

                "Obstacles are stepping-stones That guide us to our goals"

                "honorable mention to the bearded giant aka derivative666 for being a stand up dude & not changing with the seasons since i've been around these parts" Monday

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                • seawolfS
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                  Guy Fieri as Batman. You're welcome.

                  “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

                  @zeebeeleather

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                  • mclaincauseyM
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                    Can we make sure he does his own VERY DANGEROUS stunts?  Let's set him on fire.

                    Think it, be it.

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                    • S
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                      Batman thread being created now. Great to see Mallrats delivers again 🙂

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                      • natehateN
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                        @Megatron1505:

                        If there is ever to be yet another Batman reboot, then the dream ticket is Curtis Hanson directing a shot for shot "Batman - Year One", with Guy Pierce as Batman, then follow it up with a shot for shot "Long Dark Halloween".

                        RANT - What royally fucks me off about Batman movies is that there is so much AMAZING source material, which the directors and writers either ignore, or in the case of Nolan simply say that it "inspired" them. Fuck inspiration, shoot the fucking story you egomaniac gimp.

                        ive been saying that for years mega that they should do year one then a like 3 parter or so of the long halloween
                        and use a director that gives a fuck
                        sincity and 300 are prime, PRIME examples that a almost direct adaptation from a comic to the movie screen CAN work
                        also the fact that they are both frank miller and year one is frank miller makes it a fucking no brainer

                        don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                        • pillowPANTSP
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                          ^agreed. 300 and sin city turned out great and i enjoyed both. I am a huge Batman fan and love love love Michael Keaton and Tim Burton combined. I think the "time" the first Burton batman came was the only thing holding it back(still love it mind you) but if Tim had a crack at it now i believe it would be much darker and batass. Even Barman Returns was lookin more "gothic" from the first. Bale did a decent job but i hated his batvoice. Yuck. I really cant cant see Affleck doing a good job, ie DareDevil. Boooo

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                          • natehateN
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                            the best thing ive heard about bales bat voice was a stand up comedian comparing it to a drag queen at the end of a long night of clubbing thats just given up on the charade
                            wish i could remember who the comedian was

                            don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                            • Megatron1505M
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                              Well, I was joker(ing) about having a Batman thread but AWESOME  😃

                              Nate and PP, only thing I cant agree on is Tim Burton. I think the man is a hack these days.

                              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                              • SeulS
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                                Posting in a Battyman thread - but only to say that yes: Burton is indeed a verified hack these days…

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                                • GraemeG
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                                  There's been a lot of hate towards Batfleck, but I'm with Derivative666 that he was great in Argo and The Town, so I'm hopeful. Actors often come in for a lot of flack before a film is released, and I prefer to wait and see the end results. Heath Ledger as the Joker and Daniel Craig as Bond both had geek hate beforehand, and they turned out OK.

                                  Oh, and thinking of Bond, Ian Fleming was adamant that Sean Connery was the wrong choice before Doctor No came out…

                                  PS The Church of Batman the Redeemer needs you!

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                                  • ohighyoO
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                                    Over here in the states, we make fun of Ben affleck. His only good movie was mallrats, duh!! And…... Goodwill hunting. He will be a terrible batman. Oh, I also can't wait for this super hero movie thing to run its course.

                                    Slipping gradually into senility

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                                    • mclaincauseyM
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                                      I don't hate Affleck.  I don't get the Batman casting though.

                                      Think it, be it.

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                                      • Megatron1505M
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                                        Surely a sign of the apocalypse….

                                        http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2013/09/14/justin-bieber-to-join-ben-affleck-in-batman-vs-superman-as-robin.html

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • mclaincauseyM
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                                          Bring on the apocalypse please.  Now.

                                          Think it, be it.

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                                          • SeulS
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                                            How could it even get worse?..

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