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    • Megatron1505M
      Megatron1505
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      I need to spend less time on the internet, it's warping my tiny mind  😠

      Repeat after me, forums are not reality, forums are not reality, forums are not reality….......

      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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      • GilesG
        Giles
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        "The Iron Heart Forum is my reality…The Iron Heart Forum is my reality...The Iron Heart Forum is my reality..."

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • Megatron1505M
          Megatron1505
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          I wasn't thinking of the IH forum  😠

          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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          • seanoconoS
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            @Megatron1505:

            I need to spend less time on the internet.

            In sync with you there, Mega. I need a child-lock timer on all my Internet devices. One hour a day limit. I would get a lot more sleep.

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            • SeulS
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              It's 30 something C° outside and 25 C° in my flat. I'm drinking an espresso to get my ass in gear… Need to clean everything... Looking forward to the vacuumcleaner blowing warm air in my face...

              Ah well: I have a bottle of Normandic cider cooling in the fridge... As my reward... Good boy!..

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              • mclaincauseyM
                mclaincausey
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                Saying goodbye sucks.

                –McLain, master of the Irish Exit

                I also practice the Irish Entrance at a high level. This is when you don't remember showing up in the first place.

                Think it, be it.

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                • natehateN
                  natehate
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                  Don't send a moron to the grocery store for sausages and nice buns. You end up with cheese filled hot dogs and hot dog buns . Dishwashers these days

                  don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                  • SimonS
                    Simon
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                    I've lost my IH-6526J. Not sure where or when, but it's lost now, I've even got my wife to look, so it's really lost  😞  😞  😞 I loved that jacket probably more than any other IH piece. If only Giles had a XXL in Beige, I'd buy it again in a heart beat.

                    Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities - Frank Lloyd Wright

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                    • Megatron1505M
                      Megatron1505
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                      Thats shitty mate  😞

                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                      • G
                        grandmasterben
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                        Don't lose hope! I lost my IH-FW for over a month until I found it.

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                        • SimonS
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                          I'll have left it in a hotel somewhere, I do that a lot, I have a memory issue and I've lost 100s if not £1000's of pounds of shoes and clothes in hotels over the last few years, this one is probably the most painfull.

                          Which leads me to another rant: why doesn't anyone in the hotel trade return items left in rooms? I've Never had anything returned to me, ever from a hotel. My work colleges joke that someone follows me around the country living off the things I leave behind, kind of like a pikey Womble!

                          Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities - Frank Lloyd Wright

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                          • mclaincauseyM
                            mclaincausey
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                            Do what you say you'll do, and don't do what you say you won't.

                            If you can't honor your own word, how can you expect anyone else to? You may as well be mute.

                            Think it, be it.

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                            • mclaincauseyM
                              mclaincausey
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                              Worst business trip ever, and I've had my share. United runs late and seems to have no sense of urgency, was sat next to some punks with zero hygiene, literal eye-watering, gagging stench, connection missed, rental cars at my preferred vendor sold out, and I wind up getting to a hotel with parking way the fuck down the street (and 4 hours by car from where I need to be this morning) after midnight. Which means I'm up and about to hit the road at the crack of dawn.  And a convenient and timely bout of insomnia struck last night.

                              Today will be interesting. I don't know if they make coffee strong enough…

                              Think it, be it.

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                              • GilesG
                                Giles
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                                Good luck…..

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • mclaincauseyM
                                  mclaincausey
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                                  Thank you!

                                  Think it, be it.

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                                    davito
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                                    Careful with driving

                                    Cheers,
                                    David

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                                    • mclaincauseyM
                                      mclaincausey
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                                      Thanks David.

                                      This helped. Drive right past it. Don't worry I'm at a stoplight.

                                      Think it, be it.

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                                      • tatmantallT
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                                        Welcome to Missouri!

                                        "I know to you it may sound strange, but I wish it would rain…"- The Temptations

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                                        • mclaincauseyM
                                          mclaincausey
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                                          Thanks man! Trip is looking up already; I'm having a really lovely drive.

                                          Think it, be it.

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                                            @Simon:

                                            I'll have left it in a hotel somewhere, I do that a lot, I have a memory issue and I've lost 100s if not £1000's of pounds of shoes and clothes in hotels over the last few years, this one is probably the most painfull.

                                            Which leads me to another rant: why doesn't anyone in the hotel trade return items left in rooms? I've Never had anything returned to me, ever from a hotel. My work colleges joke that someone follows me around the country living off the things I leave behind, kind of like a pikey Womble!

                                            Dude said pikey. Hahaha

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