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    • GilesG
      Giles
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      This is a quick note I have just had from my Brother….....

      Christ it's like an Ealing comedy,except without the humour- let's get this straight we've got a potentially dangerous Glaswegian fraudster with a violent drug and alcohol past who has  abducted our mother being looked for by a former law student-turned-alcoholic with a penchant for stealing from the elderly and gambling, aided and abeted by a drunken mob of pool players and poker players.
      Luckily we've got the half-Mexican Christian red indian manic depressive church goer on our side (true).

      This is all true - I have some shit to sort out atm….

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • seanoconoS
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        Where can I buy the film rights?

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        • GilesG
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          I'll auction them off.  I suspect this will get worse/more farcical as the weekend goes on.  The police have now been told to pull their feckin fingers out and go look for her.  They weren't bothering as they took one of the neighbours saying "I think I head a ladies voice outside last night" as "firm irrefutable evidence that Mum is OK"

          FFS

          "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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          • madmondayM
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            situation like this law enforcement are usually useless.  hope things work out & we can all laugh about it before the weekend is out.  times like this it pays to just know the local hooligans that are familiar with the "spots" where certain elements tend to congregate . . .

            head high, middle finger higher

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            • SeulS
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              Time for me to start packing G?..

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              • GilesG
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                That'll do.  Mega's bringing a nail gun…..

                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                • seanoconoS
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                  @madmonday:

                  hope things work out & we can all laugh about it before the weekend is out.

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                  • GilesG
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                    My mother has been found.  My brother is going up to Birmingham tomorrow to sort shit out…....

                    "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                    • Megatron1505M
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                      Thank fuck for that, I was having a hard time finding the gas canister for the nail gun  :-\

                      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                      • SeulS
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                        starts swimming back to Calais…

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                        • Finn666F
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                          @Giles:

                          My mother has been found.  My brother is going up to Birmingham tomorrow to sort shit out…....

                          great news Giles…hope all is well with her!?

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                            Great news, G.

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                            • SimonS
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                              That's good to hear, I'll never moan about my parents again after hearing this saga.

                              Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities - Frank Lloyd Wright

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                              • GilesG
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                                Unfortunately, it makes it much harder to bitch about Paula's.  My Mum owes me…..

                                "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                • SeulS
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                                  Seriously: weird stuff G… Just glad (and hope) everything's fine...

                                  Went to a hip hop party yesterday in my fav city (Ghent)... I stayed sober cause my bro was drinking and so were his mates (always gotta have one member ready...).

                                  1. Ghent has SUCH a positive atmosphere... Such a relieve from the marginal coked up aggressive bullshit in my city...

                                  2. Ran into a mate I've known for 15 years, and spent the whole evening with him... Dude is sweeter than choc mousse...

                                  3. Cans of bacardi-cola are your friend... Had three cans of b-c and one can of Red Bull 11-6 am and was on my toes the whole time... Good stuff...

                                  4. No matter how much I'm close to the hip hop and scratch/ turntable scene here, it's not my music at all... Just can not relate to it... Always wondering how white kids can (no dis @ anyone or anything)...

                                  5. Fistbumps and kisses in the pit = ultimate scene love...

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                                    • D
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                                      @Giles:

                                      My mother has been found.  My brother is going up to Birmingham tomorrow to sort shit out…....

                                      Glad to hear hope your mom is well

                                      Cheers,
                                      David

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                                      • GilesG
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                                        She is now safe and sound and in a car with my brother being driven down to Sussex.  The Police had to get involved and my brother was told never to let her back in Birmingham for her own safety…

                                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                        • SeulS
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                                          "Fookin hell"… Time to blast this and 'ave a beer G...  😉

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                                          • FridayF
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                                            Glad to know that all is well G-San

                                            Tough, heavy and ready! = IRON HEART

                                            ~Shinici Haraki~

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