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    • DougNgD
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      And treat the leather patch with a baby's saliva, but the baby must not be older than four months old and it has to be a Japanese baby

      And both sides of the patch, so find a baby with a long tongue

      If you don't, you risk the patch getting dry and exploding into a puff of dust like a vampire in sunlight

      I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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      • GilesG
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        I think Asparagus piss is better for indigo fixing isn't it?

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • DougNgD
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          Ooooh, I like it…let's see if we can start this rumor...

          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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          • ChrisC
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            As the father of two small children, I can say from personal experience that urine soaking jawnz creates the sikkest fadez evr.

            Tried getting the kids to lick the patches, but I don't think they look any better moisturized, Doug.  Must be because they're not Japanese?  I'll have to do some experimenting.

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            • DougNgD
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              That's unfortunate, looks like you're going to have to trade them in. Hopefully they'll have a decent trade in value, yo

              I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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              • ChrisC
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                You haven't met my kids.  I'll be lucky if I don't have to add some cash to the deal.

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                • natehateN
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                  one of my buddies did the piss soak the other week, only he was drunk as fuck and his jeans werent raw…

                  don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                  • DougNgD
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                    Did he eat asparagus first? Because it doesn't work without the asparagus

                    I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                    • natehateN
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                      no heineken

                      don't you know there ain't no devil? only god when he's drunk!

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                      • seawolfS
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                        I love eating asparagus. It makes my pee taste funny!

                        “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

                        @zeebeeleather

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                        • DougNgD
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                          @seawolf:

                          I love eating asparagus. It makes my pee taste funny!

                          LOL

                          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                          • ?
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                            hello, would it be advisable to flip jeans inside out when doing a hot (initial) soak? ooor does it really matter if they're flipped? would indigo loss be the same either or?

                            sorry for the noob question 😶

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                            • scroogenS
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                              flip inside out if you use a machine.  otherwise wet is wet. 

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                              • ?
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                                ^ Haha, speaking of wet is wet. How about some Wet Wet Wet?

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                                • scroogenS
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                                  not 80's enough or UK enough to have any idea who that band is hahahahaha

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                                  • Megatron1505M
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                                    The Scottish Spandau Ballet  :o

                                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                    • joesaintjohnJ
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                                      Does anyone know where I could get a small amount, like 1 yard, of high quality camo print heavyweight duck?

                                      Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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                                      • SeulS
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                                        @tempa:

                                        ^ Haha, speaking of wet is wet. How about some Wet Wet Wet?

                                        Brilliant.

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                                        • Megatron1505M
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                                          I'll ask a friend and get back to you Joe.

                                          Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                          • joesaintjohnJ
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                                            Thanks, Gav!

                                            Fat dudes need good clothes too.

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