Random questions to which you seek an answer

[Megatron1505]

Washing your jeans? You guys are idiots, how do you ever expect to get any rep?

[DougNg]

I've always wondered if someone said a urine wash was the best way to go for great fades, if some idiot(s) would try it

[Megatron1505]

Piss soak FTW !! 

[DougNg]

We could add some faux science to it to make it believable…

Like the salt in urine helps preserve the dark indigo and the ammonia keeps the creases from shifting

But you're going to have to save at least a weeks worth of urine and only eat asparagus for that week and the week before

Edit reason: pineapple replaced by asparagus because of better "science"

[DougNg]

And treat the leather patch with a baby's saliva, but the baby must not be older than four months old and it has to be a Japanese baby

And both sides of the patch, so find a baby with a long tongue

If you don't, you risk the patch getting dry and exploding into a puff of dust like a vampire in sunlight

[Giles]

I think Asparagus piss is better for indigo fixing isn't it?

[DougNg]

Ooooh, I like it…let's see if we can start this rumor...

[Chris]

As the father of two small children, I can say from personal experience that urine soaking jawnz creates the sikkest fadez evr.

Tried getting the kids to lick the patches, but I don't think they look any better moisturized, Doug.  Must be because they're not Japanese?  I'll have to do some experimenting.

[DougNg]

That's unfortunate, looks like you're going to have to trade them in. Hopefully they'll have a decent trade in value, yo

[Chris]

You haven't met my kids.  I'll be lucky if I don't have to add some cash to the deal.

[natehate]

one of my buddies did the piss soak the other week, only he was drunk as fuck and his jeans werent raw…

[DougNg]

Did he eat asparagus first? Because it doesn't work without the asparagus

[natehate]

no heineken

[seawolf]

I love eating asparagus. It makes my pee taste funny!

[DougNg]

@seawolf:

I love eating asparagus. It makes my pee taste funny!

LOL

[Guest]

hello, would it be advisable to flip jeans inside out when doing a hot (initial) soak? ooor does it really matter if they're flipped? would indigo loss be the same either or?

sorry for the noob question

[scroogen]

flip inside out if you use a machine.  otherwise wet is wet. 

[Guest]

^ Haha, speaking of wet is wet. How about some Wet Wet Wet?

[scroogen]

not 80's enough or UK enough to have any idea who that band is hahahahaha

[Megatron1505]

The Scottish Spandau Ballet  :o