Random Rants

[Seul]

What if it's 990 grams of weed but your local had run out of plastic bags and gave you a potatoe bag instead, pushing the total just over a ton… Would they be lenient?.. Half a death pentalty, perhaps?..

[Megatron1505]

A "maiming" penalty perhaps  :-\

[RP]

@derivative666:

kid & wife have fuckin lice!!!

Jeff-  I don't remember ever having this as a kid, but we've dealt with this issue a couple of times with my kids in the past few years.  After the initial revulsion, you'll see that it is not such a big deal.  That being said, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that your beard would be like the Taj Mahal for these little bastards.  If you post a clean-shaven photo soon, we will all know what happened….

[Giles]

@RP:

That being said, I would be remiss if I didn't point out that your beard would be like the Taj Mahal for these little bastards.  If you post a clean-shaven photo soon, we will all know what happened….

Brilliant..

[crankyfart]

@injunjack:

Lice won'tlive long "outside" of human hair….no need to get pest controllers. Just HOTwash sheets, pillow cases etc.  after lice shampoo...

That's not a big deal, been there, done that

i don't know mate. cos my dog had ticks and that happened. my house and car got invaded. had to get the pest controllers. so i thought lice and ticks might be the same. sorry for the wrong info.

[crankyfart]

@Seul:

What if it's 990 grams of weed but your local had run out of plastic bags and gave you a potatoe bag instead, pushing the total just over a ton… Would they be lenient?.. Half a death pentalty, perhaps?..

they weigh the drugs mate. but anyway even if you avoid death, you've got at least 20 years to serve in prison.

[derivative666]

Has soon as I found out. I got checked out and thankfully I was clean. I though the same thing about my beard. I am using the shampoo and conditioner as well just for precaution. The lady at jakes hair cutting place who discovered it said it was pretty normal and she sees it daily. I did research and apparently they die without a host within 48 hours. This whole thing is just extremely disgusting.

[Finn666]

happy you´re able to keep the beard buddy…sucks big time though!

could be worse but i´ve lost my IHxNY2012 party bracelet in a bar last night while being drunk...fuck!

[davito]

Good luck Jeff and Family, it will be ok. Had them in my childhood as well

Finn mate outta control

[Finn666]

last night REALLY was outta control mate should have stayed at home in bed with the gf! would have been in full possession of power, bracelet and money without having a headache today…oh well!

[davito]

that remembers me a lot of a story years ago with a girl waiting at home in bed and me outta control in Clubs and Bars hahaha

Have a nice rest mate with your girl

[Finn666]

well the gf is out for a dinner party with the girls…i´m at home, got some milk, cookies, a tv and some music here with me!

[MikeC]

What are cockies?

[Finn666]

already fixed!
bear with me mate, my head is still a bit drunk…

[Guest]

@Finn666:

already fixed!
bear with me mate, my head is still a bit drunk…

Now we know what cockies are.

[Finn666]

fuck you guys!

[Megatron1505]

Talking about the bears there?  ???

[Seul]

@Finn666:

i´m at home, got some milk, cookies, a tv and some music here with me!

Poor lad…

[Finn666]

listening to curtis mayfield while eating a kebab and browsing the web is all i ask for today!…

[Seul]

Dangerous day today… Every year I get so excited it's December 30 already, that I forget about work the next day and drink too much... Do NOT want to do a shift on the busiest day of the year with a hangover like last year...

FRIENDLY REMINDER TO SELF...

But instead of a Rochefort 10, I will drink a Rochefort 8... It's the little things that make the difference...