The Knights in White Denim Tour -AKA The White Trash Tour…

[Sugar Mountain]

Surely you mean the frozen midlands? Might not have the same ring to it though…

[Giles]

Frozen Mansfield - Doesn't work either…

[bagley920]

@nerkg:

@bagley920:

I'm going on vacation at the end of my month so they're probably gonna get a taste of Atlantic Ocean this side of the pond!

They will be revisiting then because they will be there in July, sand surf and pizza pies

What beach are you coming to nerk?

[Finn666]

urb - can we (holler and I!) switch places please?…thx!...

[Megatron1505]

@Giles:

Frozen Mansfield - Doesn't work either…

Who said anything about Mansfield 

[Jii]

@Megatron1505:

Bah! You guys and your warm water,and sandy beaches. Let's see how they fare in the Frozen north in the winter time 

March in Finland can be pretty harsh as well Keeping fingers crossed for loads of snow

[Guest]

What effect does paraffin coating have on the breathability? I feel for those guys having to wear em in summer… a little. ;P

[Giles]

They'll tell us…

[Guest]

@bagley920:

@nerkg:

@bagley920:

I'm going on vacation at the end of my month so they're probably gonna get a taste of Atlantic Ocean this side of the pond!

They will be revisiting then because they will be there in July, sand surf and pizza pies

What beach are you coming to nerk?

We have a house on the sea isle bay

[urbanwoodsman]

Role models for the White Trash tour.

http://www.aetv.com/duck-dynasty/

[bagley920]

@urbanwoodsman:

Role models for the White Trash tour.

http://www.aetv.com/duck-dynasty/

Maybe for the 1st leg, you got the beard to match!

[Megatron1505]

I'll be growing mine in for the November leg, I'm hoping to look like a mental patient by then. As you can imagine, my wife is ecstatic at my plans 

[Guest]

Every leg should feature an all white fit day… White shirt, white jeans, white sneakers. We should include the cheesiest white belt we can find and send it around with the jeans. AND you would have to go outside and prove it. Now that would be... challenging...

[Guest]

Do we have an eta on them

[Guest]

@Giles:

Yeah, they'll be here before the end of the month and it's one day to NYC….

[urbanwoodsman]

@nerkg:

Do we have an eta on them

@holla:

@Giles:

Yeah, they'll be here before the end of the month and it's one day to NYC….

Also, I'll be out of town until June 2nd. Depending on when G gets them, I might have them sent to Lando to hold until I get back.

[Finn666]

even Alan from hangover makes white jeans actually look pretty good in every situation…

…so I don't think that we should have any kinda problems, right

[zhivago]

Just reread this entire thread. I am really feckin pumped about this world tour. Bring on the whites baby!

[FurattoHeddo]

… This man makes white pants look cool:

[Giles]

That man makes everything look cool.  If I did not like him so much, I'd fecking hate him…..