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    Iron Heart Fall/Winter 2025 Live Reveal - Thursday 12th of June at 1700BST

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    • jimmyJ
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      Best rant yet

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      • Finn666F
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        great dream…hopefully your pants still dry though 😃

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        • madmondayM
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          my rant of the day int he form of a question.

          why can't ups deliver at set times or give you an estimate on when they will be coming.  i had a really good driver for a little while that made sure he came by after a certain time cause no one is home. this new guy comes one time on monday & differet time on tuesday & so on. . . even though i have told him if he doesn't come after XX:XX o'clock no one is home.

          feckin' idiot

          head high, middle finger higher

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          • BeatleB
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            what´s the difference between random rants and announcements ?

            We can do anything

            http://bybeatle.com

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            • GilesG
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              Is that a serious question?

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • BeatleB
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                been debating on merging these 2 threads, so yeah..

                We can do anything

                http://bybeatle.com

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                • madmondayM
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                  rants i don't expect a response. i'm just getting some heat off my chest & letting off some steam.

                  announcments i usually would like a response, at least when i am in a lucid state (i know i'm not lucid too often but still)

                  head high, middle finger higher

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                  • Megatron1505M
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                    Announcements = Positive, Rants = Negative

                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                    • GilesG
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                      No fecking way.

                      An announcement is just that.

                      Example.  "I am going to Spain this weekend"

                      A rant is when you are pissed off about something and need to get it off you chest.

                      Example. "Why when we are going to have the sunniest weekend all year in the UK am I going to fecking spain where it is pissing down with rain?"

                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                      • madmondayM
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                        unsolicited response to said rant by Lord G:

                        you bring the rain where ever you go.  it keeps you on the forum entertaining the rowdy bunch & you been kind of slowing down as of late.  i feel bad for the MADame, she deserves a proper weekend  😠

                        head high, middle finger higher

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                        • barunB
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                          so I'm driving on the highway Friday afternoon in my very bland but reliable 2007 pathfinder and it starts to shake a bit.  A few seconds later I change lanes and it sounded like an explosion and then it felt like the front axle broke in half; scared the ever loving shit out of me.  I pulled over, got a tow, spoke to the service guy at Nissan and he says he is surprised I'm still alive because the u-joint snapped, broke the drive shaft which hit the floor of the car and apparently ripped the bottom of the car completely off and destroyed the whole belly of the car.

                          Now, a rep from Nissan is going to the dealership Monday to take a look because they don't think this has ever happened before and they are going to decide if this should be covered under warranty.  If not, I'm looking at a minimum of 5k just in parts.  I have a feeling my asshole is going to be violated royally by Nissan on Monday…

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                          • GilesG
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                            Glad that you are physically OK.  Good luck on Monday…...G

                            "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                            • simoncS
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                              Damn it i should have dropped my flat head rant in here, can't now, I've calmed down, except (angry homer simpson voice shaking his fist) "except when i return to my wardrobe and look at that shirt!!!"

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                              • simoncS
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                                Jesus Baron!  Lucky you are okay.  I was once driving around a large roundabout and the rear drive wheel sheared off and i was doing 360's around the roundabout and slammed up against the kerb.  I'd had a drink, I was 18.  This cop turns up.  I'm thinking "o shit great now this is where i lose my licence bit".  I throw my head in my hands he goes "son you been drinking?" I shake my head no, he goes Hmm, turns to see my rear wheel rolling a hundred meters down the road "let me get you a tow truck"  Good luck on monday.

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                                • alcatrazA
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                                  Not sure whether this should be on the tattoo thread or not but….
                                  my girlfriend has just had a shell tattooed on the inside of her thigh,
                                  if you put your ear to it you can smell the sea.

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                                  • madmondayM
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                                    between your avatar & your rant you are up to your neck in kitty.

                                    priceless really HAhahaHehaha

                                    head high, middle finger higher

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                                    • madmondayM
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                                      damn B, good luck on Monday

                                      head high, middle finger higher

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                                      • SeulS
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                                        barun: I've seen our WAYWT pics… Just hold the service guy between your index finger and thumb and gently squeeze until its covered by your warranty...

                                        Good luck lad!..

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                                        • Finn666F
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                                          good luck b…great to hear that nothing really bad happened!

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                                          • rocketR
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                                            just read that Barun, wtf, glad you are ok and good luck for the coverage…

                                            rocketrocksrox 🤙🏼🤙🏾

                                            It's all humbug, like everywhere
                                            R.I.P. Geo

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