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[gaseousclay]

@Matty123:

I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.

Ouch

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[Chris]

I bet that was hilarious.

[DougNg]

Were your kids born dizzy?

[Seul]

@DougNg:

Were your kids born dizzy?

They had wee dents in their foreheads…

[steelworker]

A kick in the dick is bad enough. A line drive to the boys-wait, did they have wee dents in their skulls?

[Seul]

I hope he has to assemble his own coffin.

[Matty123]

No dents, my daughter is a quick learner so I think she’ll be ok. I was down for an hour. Crawled off the field  I didn’t know a specific area could cause pain throughout and entire body. I almost threw up. Running full Speed to catch a cork screwing line drive. It zigged I zagged. Bam. Luckily it hit my wrist first.  That might have knocked a few KM off the speed. Ball took skin off my wrist…. shit.... now I’m
Kinda laughing about it. There goes my whole argument.

[elickser]

@Seul:

I hope he has to assemble his own coffin.

It will be an eco friendly cardboard collapsible box…  prosibably

[hajduk]

@der:

Not going to Ikea:  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/01/29/nazi-past-followed-ikea-founder-ingvar-kamprad-to-his-death/?utm_term=.40918412ca0d

Who knew?

Here in Scandinavia…?
Everybody i think.

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[Seul]

[Matty123]

Something like that.

[DougNg]

Back when I was competing in martial arts, there was a story going around the dojo about a guy that got kicked in the nards so hard it turned his outie into an innie. Story goes that he was sucking wind on the floor, Sensei walked over, punched him in the gut and they popped back out.

Don't know if it was true or not, but sure convinced me to wear a cup.

It still fucking hurts when you get kicked in the cup though.

[DougNg]

@Matty123

Is it weird having this many posts about your balls? 

[gaseousclay]

speaking of balls, I found myself having the puberty talk with my son lastnight  Kinda strange having this talk with him being so young but now he knows

[Matty123]

@DougNg:

@Matty123

Is it weird having this many posts about your balls? 

Well it wasn’t until you put it that way. 

[manufc10]

@Matty123:

Having a daughter is fkn awesome. And I can say, because I have one, life would not be better without her.

This^^^

[mikebarhoot]

Now make him watch Johny Dangerously.

[tvenuto]

@manufc10:

@Matty123:

Having a daughter is fkn awesome. And I can say, because I have one, life would not be better without her.

This^^^

Thirded

[manufc10]

I have two daughters @Matty123, it makes life twice as good 

[gaseousclay]

Ok fellas with daughters, do you find it easier raising a girl as opposed to a boy? I realize some of you don't have boys but anectdotally i've heard from some parents that have both and they said that boys were easier. Just curious what your experience has been

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