• Home
    • Recent
    • Calendar
    • Register
    • Login
    Iron Heart Forum
    Iron Heart Forum

    Iron Heart Fall/Winter 2025 Collection Preview - Now Live

    Random Rants

    General Chat
    406
    13.4k
    4.3m
    Loading More Posts
    • Oldest to Newest
    • Newest to Oldest
    • Most Votes
    Reply
    • Reply as topic
    Log in to reply
    This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
    • ChrisC
      Chris
      Raw and Unwashed
      Joined:

      @rocket:

      Amsterdam is not in Denmark, Texas  😉

      Whaaat?!  You gotta slow down there, Rocket, I just found out England is an island!  When did that happen?

      last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
      • Megatron1505M
        Megatron1505
        見習いボス
        Joined:

        When did we lose Scotland and Wales  :o

        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

        last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
        • urbanwoodsmanU
          urbanwoodsman
          Banned
          Joined:

          @Megatron1505:

          When did we lose Scotland and Wales  :o

          More importantly, what's Whales and where did Ireland go?

          last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
          • Megatron1505M
            Megatron1505
            見習いボス
            Joined:

            Wales is where Nem lives, and where Charlie is Prince of, Whales are majestic sea creatures, which are mainly eaten by the Japanese.

            Ireland is still safely moored in the Hudson Bay, and houses great Irishmen like Dennis Leary, and two thirds of the rap band House Of Pain.

            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

            last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
            • ChrisC
              Chris
              Raw and Unwashed
              Joined:

              I thought the English didn't like to concede that their island was inhabited by those sheep shagging Wales-icans and we all know that the only worthwhile thing coming out of Scotland is Scotch, right?

              last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
              • urbanwoodsmanU
                urbanwoodsman
                Banned
                Joined:

                Damn auto-correct…

                last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                • SeulS
                  Seul
                  Joined:

                  @Chris:

                  we all know that the only worthwhile thing coming out of Scotland is Scotch, right?

                  And Geo - the most misunderstood bastard in the world… Just cause no one knew what the feck he was saying most of the time...

                  last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                  • ?
                    Guest
                    Joined:

                    @Chris:

                    I thought the English didn't like to concede that their island was inhabited by those sheep shagging Wales-icans and we all know that the only worthwhile thing coming out of Scotland is Scotch, right?

                    THEIR ISLAND!!!!!!!!!,,,,,fekkin long-horn cowpoker,,,,,,

                    last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                    • SeulS
                      Seul
                      Joined:

                      😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉 😉

                      last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                      • ChrisC
                        Chris
                        Raw and Unwashed
                        Joined:

                        Too bad we don't have any Scotlandese to get offended by that statement.  Any attempts at a truce would be confounded by the lack of a common language…

                        last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                        • SeulS
                          Seul
                          Joined:

                          We actually have some!.. Me mate Steve (whom I lovingly refer to as "Scotland") comes to mind!..

                          last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                          • ?
                            Guest
                            Joined:

                            last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                            • Megatron1505M
                              Megatron1505
                              見習いボス
                              Joined:

                              Brilliant  😉 😉 😉 😉

                              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

                              last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                              • SeulS
                                Seul
                                Joined:

                                Hope that's clear enough for the Yanks ey!..

                                last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                • Madame ButtonflyM
                                  Madame Buttonfly
                                  IHUK Crew
                                  Joined:

                                  LOL!  You lot are nuts!  Love it  😉

                                  AKA Mrs G

                                  last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                  • SeulS
                                    Seul
                                    Joined:

                                    So I did it again… The Smedley polo I won on eBay is a woman's model... If there are any girls on here size M...  😠

                                    last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                    • Finn666F
                                      Finn666
                                      Joined:

                                      @Seul:

                                      So I did it again… The Smedley polo I won on eBay is a woman's model... If there are any girls on here size M...  😠

                                      why don´t you wear it paired with your skirt eli?… 😉
                                      you´s a crazy lad

                                      last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                      • SeulS
                                        Seul
                                        Joined:

                                        It just didn't even occur to me to read the description properly (again)…  😠

                                        last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                        • Finn666F
                                          Finn666
                                          Joined:

                                          @Seul:

                                          It just didn't even occur to me to read the description properly (again)…  😠

                                          shit happens…so don´t worry since it didn´t cost that much 😉

                                          last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                          • urbanwoodsmanU
                                            urbanwoodsman
                                            Banned
                                            Joined:

                                            @urbanwoodsman:

                                            @Megatron1505:

                                            When did we lose Scotland and Wales  :o

                                            More importantly, what's Whales and where did Ireland go?

                                            last edited by 1 Reply Last reply Reply Quote 0
                                            • First post
                                              Last post
                                            Copyright Iron Heart 2025.