Random Rants

[Megatron1505]

Wales is where Nem lives, and where Charlie is Prince of, Whales are majestic sea creatures, which are mainly eaten by the Japanese.

Ireland is still safely moored in the Hudson Bay, and houses great Irishmen like Dennis Leary, and two thirds of the rap band House Of Pain.

[Chris]

I thought the English didn't like to concede that their island was inhabited by those sheep shagging Wales-icans and we all know that the only worthwhile thing coming out of Scotland is Scotch, right?

[urbanwoodsman]

Damn auto-correct…

[Seul]

@Chris:

we all know that the only worthwhile thing coming out of Scotland is Scotch, right?

And Geo - the most misunderstood bastard in the world… Just cause no one knew what the feck he was saying most of the time...

[Guest]

@Chris:

I thought the English didn't like to concede that their island was inhabited by those sheep shagging Wales-icans and we all know that the only worthwhile thing coming out of Scotland is Scotch, right?

THEIR ISLAND!!!!!!!!!,,,,,fekkin long-horn cowpoker,,,,,,

[Seul]

[Chris]

Too bad we don't have any Scotlandese to get offended by that statement.  Any attempts at a truce would be confounded by the lack of a common language…

[Seul]

We actually have some!.. Me mate Steve (whom I lovingly refer to as "Scotland") comes to mind!..

[Guest]

[Megatron1505]

Brilliant 

[Seul]

Hope that's clear enough for the Yanks ey!..

[Madame Buttonfly]

LOL!  You lot are nuts!  Love it 

[Seul]

So I did it again… The Smedley polo I won on eBay is a woman's model... If there are any girls on here size M... 

[Finn666]

@Seul:

So I did it again… The Smedley polo I won on eBay is a woman's model... If there are any girls on here size M... 

why don´t you wear it paired with your skirt eli?…
you´s a crazy lad

[Seul]

It just didn't even occur to me to read the description properly (again)… 

[Finn666]

@Seul:

It just didn't even occur to me to read the description properly (again)… 

shit happens…so don´t worry since it didn´t cost that much

[urbanwoodsman]

@urbanwoodsman:

@Megatron1505:

When did we lose Scotland and Wales  :o

More importantly, what's Whales and where did Ireland go?

[urbanwoodsman]

@DougNg:

I just went through 24 hours without electricity in 100+ degrees weather

So, you went to Hell, how was it? I'll answer for you, fucking horrible. 

It was 90 inside my house yesterday when I got home, around a 100 outside.

I have one window A/C on my side of the apartment. It took about 5hrs for it to cool down to 83.

Can not fucking wait until Fall/Winter.

[bagley920]

107 here today. Just got back from an outside wedding today, was still 105 at 7pm when the ceremony started

[Chris]

I feel your pain, dude.  My wedding was outside in San Antonio in September.  Turned out to be the hottest day on record- 102°.  Luckily, we had a 15 minute ceremony and then went inside…