Posts made by Walery Smirnoff

I'll tell you even more. I see three Africans in Togliatti! Three!!! Exotic

@Matt In 2013, a Canadian from Winnipeg came here to fish. Now he lives here.

@Tobi I agree with you. It was a bit slippery.

And here we are on the Volga now

@Giles Giles, come and visit me! I will welcome you with respect!

@Giles The main thing is for Trump not to complicate the situation. Otherwise, Portugal will become inaccessible to you. We have one brilliant geostrategist. He actually made the situation worse. And that's why I'm currently vacationing in Sizran. Do you know what Sizran is?)))))) It's a remote province where no one ever vacations.

I would like to die in these boots. They are divine.

@Matt Oh yeah! Hotels are the few things that haven't changed in Russia. From roadside "away from the wives" to presidential suites.))

Did you think there would be a frying pan with fried potatoes and a bottle of vodka?)))

SONY, Panasonic, TOYOTA, Iron Heart, The Flat Head, and so on. Apparently, Japan hasn't yet reached the level of brilliant ideas.

In Russia, the authorities have come up with a new law. Now all signs and street advertising must be in Russian only. All English words are now illegal. I keep thinking of Japan. Why didn't they come up with the brilliant idea of ​​suffocating English words? Truly, as the saying goes: Woe from Wit!

Today is payday. Hackers broke into our company's server. The paychecks weren't transferred to our cards. Everything would have been fine, but now the hackers are extorting money for server uptime. This is something new. This hasn't happened before.

The cycle of shit in nature

Hello to all the Flat Head fans. I finally got myself a Western shirt. I'm so happy.

@Bridger Music is always with me. By the way, until they cut off our internet, I listen to American and English music on the radio. Local music makes me sick.

@Bridger I haven't been to a rock concert in seven years. The last band to come to us was Nazareth, in 2019. Then came this damned COVID, and then a small war of madmen.

Recent world events have exposed pathological aggression, greed, megalomania, and a low level of culture in people. Every little king is a Napoleon. What's stopping us from living and communicating harmoniously? Buying jeans from each other and wearing them together. Visiting friends and drinking tea. Politics is a gathering of scoundrels.

Yesterday I wanted to buy a Western Flat Head shirt. And the devil possessed me to tell my wife about it. She gave me a big bang. She said it was too expensive and she had other things to do right now. Fuck. The thing is, it's the only new Japanese XXL shirt you can buy in a store in Russia. I'm depressed again.

@StarsSuck said in Random Rants:

My poor little girl was up all night throwing up so I'm working from home and making chicken noodle soup. This isn't a rant at all. I just feel bad for the poor little thing. I will say that the fucking weather in the northeast has had is all stuck inside with no fresh air for six weeks; it's no wonder we're all getting sick and crazy.

Cheer up, man! If you find Alaska on the globe, look to the left. There you'll see the cheerful country of Russia. So, multiply everything you listed by two.

Damn this Basmati rice! Two weeks ago, I was making Uzbek pilaf outside in a cauldron. It was -15 degrees Celsius. In the end, this damn basmati rice didn't cook through. Get Laser rice.