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    • gaseousclayG
      gaseousclay
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      @Matty123:

      ^ maybe you’ve been lucky to avoid the type of shot to the balls that I speak of. This shot takes all
      Humor out of it. It replaces it with fear and anger at the prospect 😃

      Nope, my boy punched me square in the nads once and it wasn't funny. He knows not to do it anymore to me or anyone

      Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk

      WTB:
      IHSH-129 size L (blue)
      IHSH-19

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      • Matty123M
        Matty123
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        I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.

        Maybe so. Maybe not

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        • gaseousclayG
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          @Matty123:

          I’m talking about a baseball. Line drive hit by a former pro.

          Ouch

          Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk

          WTB:
          IHSH-129 size L (blue)
          IHSH-19

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          • ChrisC
            Chris
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            I bet that was hilarious.

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            • DougNgD
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              Were your kids born dizzy?

              I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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              • SeulS
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                @DougNg:

                Were your kids born dizzy?

                They had wee dents in their foreheads…

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                • steelworkerS
                  steelworker
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                  A kick in the dick is bad enough. A line drive to the boys-wait, did they have wee dents in their skulls?

                  Those are my principles, and if you don't like them…
                  Well, I have others.

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                  • SeulS
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                    I hope he has to assemble his own coffin.

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                    • Matty123M
                      Matty123
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                      No dents, my daughter is a quick learner so I think she’ll be ok. I was down for an hour. Crawled off the field  I didn’t know a specific area could cause pain throughout and entire body. I almost threw up. Running full Speed to catch a cork screwing line drive. It zigged I zagged. Bam. Luckily it hit my wrist first.  That might have knocked a few KM off the speed. Ball took skin off my wrist…. shit.... now I’m
                      Kinda laughing about it. There goes my whole argument.

                      Maybe so. Maybe not

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                      • E
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                        @Seul:

                        I hope he has to assemble his own coffin.

                        It will be an eco friendly cardboard collapsible box…  prosibably

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                        • hajdukH
                          hajduk
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                          @der:

                          Not going to Ikea:  https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2018/01/29/nazi-past-followed-ikea-founder-ingvar-kamprad-to-his-death/?utm_term=.40918412ca0d

                          Who knew?

                          Here in Scandinavia…?
                          Everybody i think.

                          Envoyé de mon iPhone en utilisant Tapatalk

                          "Ignorance, allied with power, is the most ferocious enemy justice can have" James Baldwin.

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                            • Matty123M
                              Matty123
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                              Something like that.

                              Maybe so. Maybe not

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                              • DougNgD
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                                Back when I was competing in martial arts, there was a story going around the dojo about a guy that got kicked in the nards so hard it turned his outie into an innie. Story goes that he was sucking wind on the floor, Sensei walked over, punched him in the gut and they popped back out.

                                Don't know if it was true or not, but sure convinced me to wear a cup.

                                It still fucking hurts when you get kicked in the cup though.

                                I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                • DougNgD
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                                  @Matty123

                                  Is it weird having this many posts about your balls?  😃

                                  I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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                                  • gaseousclayG
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                                    speaking of balls, I found myself having the puberty talk with my son lastnight  😃 Kinda strange having this talk with him being so young but now he knows

                                    WTB:
                                    IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                                    IHSH-19

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                                    • Matty123M
                                      Matty123
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                                      @DougNg:

                                      @Matty123

                                      Is it weird having this many posts about your balls?  😃

                                      Well it wasn’t until you put it that way.  😃

                                      Maybe so. Maybe not

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                                      • manufc10M
                                        manufc10
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                                        @Matty123:

                                        Having a daughter is fkn awesome. And I can say, because I have one, life would not be better without her.

                                        This^^^

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                                        • mikebarhootM
                                          mikebarhoot
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                                          Now make him watch Johny Dangerously.

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                                          • tvenutoT
                                            tvenuto
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                                            @manufc10:

                                            @Matty123:

                                            Having a daughter is fkn awesome. And I can say, because I have one, life would not be better without her.

                                            This^^^

                                            Thirded

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