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    • Megatron1505M
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      No, cellular phone technology has even made it to good old Albion. I know you Yanks mainly believe that much of England kinda looks like the Shire from The Lord Of The Rings, and it kinda does but with more heroin addicts and tower blocks.

      Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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      • GilesG
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        The Yank I just picked up from the airport phoned me from Immigration to tell me where he was. He had purchased a £5 British Sim Card from eBay before he arrived.  That's class….

        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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        • DougNgD
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          @Megatron1505:

          No, cellular phone technology has even made it to good old Albion. I know you Yanks mainly believe that much of England kinda looks like the Shire from The Lord Of The Rings, and it kinda does but with more heroin addicts and tower blocks.

          My preconceived image of England came largely from Benny Hill, men dressed as women and police with funny hats and sticks

          Largely, I was correct, except I really wanted to see a TARDIS

          I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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          • DougNgD
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            Btw, if you really want to get a Brit upset, talk about how they have to have a guy with Aspergers solve Scotland Yards crimes for them

            I met a young lady from England awhile back, and she finally lost her shit when she figured out I thought everything on BBC was the news

            Drinks may have been involved

            I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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            • Megatron1505M
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              @DougNg:

              Btw, if you really want to get a Brit upset, talk about how they have to have a guy with Aspergers solve Scotland Yards crimes for them

              I can't believe that she didn't simply point out that the NYPD are headed by Magnum PI (with the P standing for pensioner), ably assisted by his son from New Kids on The Block  😉

              Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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              • ChrisC
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                It should be noted that the NYPD also uses an Asbergian Brit to solve its crimes.  A bit sad, when you think about it; Magnum used to be so good at solving crimes on his own.

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                • summ3rhaysS
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                  I sort by clean, mostly clean and air the eff out… next to my jeans 🙂

                  On another note.  Need more coffee so I can read that the conversation moved on a long time ago.

                  IG: summ3rhays & Indigobleed

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                  • ohighyoO
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                    I have just been informed My five year old nephew has learned about tea bagging, and has become quite keen on telling people his intentions. I think its funny as hell.  we aren't taking the kind of tea bagging you Brits do at lunch time either

                    Slipping gradually into senility

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                    • EastWestE
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                      What you on about, it's in the curriculum here!! Maybe not at 5 though 🙂 and not to start the cross pond debate but judging by the name and our preference for a cup you would have thought we'd of invented it.

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                      • Megatron1505M
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                        I don't know if someone has bought me some tea from a shop in Winchester, or if my bank account has been defrauded.

                        I received an email thanking me for my order from a legit business (I called them), who have a legit order in my name to be delivered to my address, but I haven't ordered it.

                        My bank say that I have no payments pending from any of my accounts so they consider my accounts to be secure, nothing gone or pending from paypal either.

                        Strange…..

                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                        • urbanwoodsmanU
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                          You're welcome.

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                          • Megatron1505M
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                            No fucking way  😃

                            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                              @urbanwoodsman:

                              You're welcome.

                              That is the ultimate tea-bagging.

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                              • Megatron1505M
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                                The tea-terrorist has been discovered, Mr Seawolf  😉

                                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                • urbanwoodsmanU
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                                  @Megatron1505:

                                  The tea-terrorist has been discovered, Mr Seawolf  😉

                                  Brit got tea-bagged!

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                                  • Megatron1505M
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                                    Second international incident between the England and the USA concerning tea I seem to remember….

                                    Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                    • GilesG
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                                      I was in Winchester with Paula, emceeQ and Sarina last night, but I am "sure" it is just a coincidence…. 😶

                                      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                                      • mclaincauseyM
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                                        Damn, so no Trans-Atlantic Tea Bagging?  I was about to submit that to Guinness…

                                        Think it, be it.

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                                        • seawolfS
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                                          Oh, it was trans-Atlantic alright. I teabagged the Trons and the Padmores. I was giggling all day about the mass confusion taking place in Mansfield though. Too funny!

                                          “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

                                          @zeebeeleather

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                                            virtual high five Mr. Seawolf!

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