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    • GilesG
      Giles
      IHUK Crew
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      Let's join in folks,

      http://www.ironheart.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=5179.msg283502#msg283502

      "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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      • trail and arrowT
        trail and arrow
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        @Megatron1505:

        Confuse-a-cat is my favourite Python sketch.

        absolutely! amongst 148 others.

        p.s.: There is no cannibalism in the British Navy!

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        • seawolfS
          seawolf
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          @Seul:

          That's gotta be one of the un-funniest Monty Ptyhon sketches ever…

          agreed.

          “Good design is actually a lot harder to notice than poor design, in part because good designs fit our needs so well that the design is invisible” - Don Norman

          @zeebeeleather

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          • Megatron1505M
            Megatron1505
            見習いボス
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            My wife is on the phone to G's wife and I don;t know why. Maybe one of us is in trouble….hope it's not me  :-\

            Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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            • GilesG
              Giles
              IHUK Crew
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              It's not me…..

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • Megatron1505M
                Megatron1505
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                Balls  😞

                Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                • Clint_DC
                  Clint_D
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                  Well, I just got word that I'll be working on here beginning next month.  I'm hoping that it's a long term project so I'll be keeping my fingers crossed:

                  ATX IH Hoarder

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                  • JCar2666J
                    JCar2666
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                    That's badass Clint

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                    • Clint_DC
                      Clint_D
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                      Thanks!  This will be some great experience for me as this will be one of the finest rigs working in the Gulf of Mexico on one of the highest profile wells!

                      ATX IH Hoarder

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                      • GilesG
                        Giles
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                        Amazing, but that music…..jeez just a little up its own arse......

                        "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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                        • ohighyoO
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                          Why….can't.....i.... Sleep....past......5:30!!!  In the morning!!!!!

                          Slipping gradually into senility

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                          • C
                            CLJ
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                            I'm having a similar issue on my days off. When there is no alarm I wake up before when my alarm would be!!

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                            • ohighyoO
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                              Alarm, hah!!!  I cant remember the last time I needed an alarm clock

                              Slipping gradually into senility

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                              • BlackheartB
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                                ^ Agreed 😠

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                                • tatmantallT
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                                  I'm an early riser as well. No later than 4:30 every morning. It's just nice to get up before the sun when everything is still peaceful and quiet.

                                  "I know to you it may sound strange, but I wish it would rain…"- The Temptations

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                                  • Z
                                    zwer
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                                    It's a rare day that I can sleep past 6, alarm or not.

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                                    • G
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                                      @Giles:

                                      Amazing, but that music…..jeez just a little up its own arse......

                                      Legitimately loled after I read this and watched the video.

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                                      • Megatron1505M
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                                        Yeh, up until about 38 seconds I thought that G was being unduly harsh, and then…....

                                        Made in England, clothed in Japan, fed in America and drunk in Belgium !

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                                        • Clint_DC
                                          Clint_D
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                                          I feel like this would have been equally as appropriate:

                                          ATX IH Hoarder

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                                          • DougNgD
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                                            Woke up this morning with the migraine from hell. Went to Target to get some Excedrin with my dog since he's been super sweet and keeping me company while I wished death upon myself

                                            Lady Scared of Dog: Omigod, is that dog allowed in here?!?
                                            Doug: looks up at ceiling (it was the first thing that came into my head): he's my seeing eye dog
                                            Lady: oh

                                            But…I continue to go with it...

                                            Doug: Is this the reading eyeglass section?
                                            Lady: No...it's a beautiful dog
                                            Doug: I WOULDN'T KNOW!!! I'M BLIND!!!

                                            You would think that I've already guaranteed my place in hell...but nooooo...

                                            Doug: Can you do me a favor? What color is he?
                                            Lady: Silent and embarrassed

                                            And because I'm a total asshole...

                                            Doug: C'mon Hex, lets go for a drive (as I'm bumping into everything possible)

                                            PS-I didn't get my Excedrin
                                            PPS-seeing eye dogs have special harnesses and a giant sign on them that says "Service Animal"

                                            I know violence is not the answer, I got it wrong on purpose

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