Random Announcements

[Seul]

Fuck it - I'm moving back to the country and keep some pigs…

[Giles]

There's a sea fret coming in.  I can barely see 200 yards, I suspect the low boom of fog horns will be going all night long (this is not a random rant, because I love it)….

[Giles]

And another….Paula and I shared a bottle of Champagne tonight.  We think we have broken the back of the office move....

[Giles]

Quote…

_Just back at the hotel and want to let you and your wife know that both of you were the reason I buy a lot today.  Was planning to spend no more than 1,000 pounds but your guys were so nice and I was like "-uck it!  I'll just go save on other things!". _

[tatmantall]

I concur with his assessment… I have no problem purchsaing from IHUK. Your customer service and overall customer appreciation is second to none.

[Giles]

One of our customers is a incredible furniture designer, I spotted this in his catalogue.  You know why I posted it….

[Seul]

At this point an explanation is indeed unnecessary…  ::)

[Finn666]

[tatmantall]

"Damn it feels good to be a gangster."

[Giles]

It's official.  Haraki and some of the crew are hitting Europe (UK and Germany) this summer.  Just working out the finer details.  Expect some parties…..

[toddjcoley]

Sounds good Giles!

[Giles]

This is a quick note I have just had from my Brother….....

Christ it's like an Ealing comedy,except without the humour- let's get this straight we've got a potentially dangerous Glaswegian fraudster with a violent drug and alcohol past who has  abducted our mother being looked for by a former law student-turned-alcoholic with a penchant for stealing from the elderly and gambling, aided and abeted by a drunken mob of pool players and poker players.
Luckily we've got the half-Mexican Christian red indian manic depressive church goer on our side (true).
This is all true - I have some shit to sort out atm….

[seanocono]

Where can I buy the film rights?

[Giles]

I'll auction them off.  I suspect this will get worse/more farcical as the weekend goes on.  The police have now been told to pull their feckin fingers out and go look for her.  They weren't bothering as they took one of the neighbours saying "I think I head a ladies voice outside last night" as "firm irrefutable evidence that Mum is OK"

FFS

[madmonday]

situation like this law enforcement are usually useless.  hope things work out & we can all laugh about it before the weekend is out.  times like this it pays to just know the local hooligans that are familiar with the "spots" where certain elements tend to congregate . . .

[Seul]

Time for me to start packing G?..

[Giles]

That'll do.  Mega's bringing a nail gun…..

[seanocono]

@madmonday:

hope things work out & we can all laugh about it before the weekend is out.

[Giles]

My mother has been found.  My brother is going up to Birmingham tomorrow to sort shit out…....

[Megatron1505]

Thank fuck for that, I was having a hard time finding the gas canister for the nail gun  :-\