There's no Such Thing as a Stupid Question

[Matt]

Smug Life

[goosehd]

West coast!!!

[goosehd]

…because there ain’t no party, like a west coast party, cause a west coast party don’t stop.

[Matt]

I’m over the West Coast. People out here don’t think right.

[Matt]

I can barely remember what it feels like to have existential dread or unnamed anxiety anymore.

[goosehd]

Wait until the Canadians invade and take over the US…oh wait we do every winter.

…and I’m sorry!

[Matt]

How else are we supposed to get our beaver pelts and maple syrup?

[goosehd]

I thought everyone down there shaved their beavers…

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd I dread to think what @Matt gets up to in the barber shop...

[goosehd]

Shave and a haircut, two bits…

[goosehd]

@Tago-Mago I wonder if he freehands it, or uses some kind of guide?

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd like what, the gentleman's guide to beaver grooming?

[goosehd]

@Matt The balls are in your court. Care to respond?

[popvulture]

@goosehd I encourage Canadian invasion. We need y'all to come mellow out the shitshow. Please.

[popvulture]

(and pls bring healthcare)

[goosehd]

…without getting too political, our healthcare is slowly heading to privatization. Mismanaged funds, too many people, not enough doctors…

I hope we can figure it out and get it back on track.

[Tago Mago]

I wanna move north and be a Canadian

[Matt]

I’ll shave anything for $20.

[pechelman]

@Matt said in There's no Such Thing as a Stupid Question:

I’ll shave anything for $20.

[Matt]

As long as he tips.