There's no Such Thing as a Stupid Question

[Matt]

…which are more complicated and use more fabric than tube tops so I’m not sure why we don’t see more of those.

[popvulture]

IH-TUB-BLK

[Matt]

I’m getting my summer tummy ready as we speak.

[popvulture]

hot dad summer

[goosehd]

Only if you can rock the “thug latte” tattoo on your stomach!

Tupac for life.

[Matt]

Smug Life

[goosehd]

West coast!!!

[goosehd]

…because there ain’t no party, like a west coast party, cause a west coast party don’t stop.

[Matt]

I’m over the West Coast. People out here don’t think right.

[Matt]

I can barely remember what it feels like to have existential dread or unnamed anxiety anymore.

[goosehd]

Wait until the Canadians invade and take over the US…oh wait we do every winter.

…and I’m sorry!

[Matt]

How else are we supposed to get our beaver pelts and maple syrup?

[goosehd]

I thought everyone down there shaved their beavers…

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd I dread to think what @Matt gets up to in the barber shop...

[goosehd]

Shave and a haircut, two bits…

[goosehd]

@Tago-Mago I wonder if he freehands it, or uses some kind of guide?

[Tago Mago]

@goosehd like what, the gentleman's guide to beaver grooming?

[goosehd]

@Matt The balls are in your court. Care to respond?

[popvulture]

@goosehd I encourage Canadian invasion. We need y'all to come mellow out the shitshow. Please.

[popvulture]

(and pls bring healthcare)