IH not harder wearing than others?

[Captain]

@injunjack:

captain, you didn't answer how much you sized down…seriously.

No size down. True to size (or one up, used to rock 29's).

[Guest]

@hectic:

shaping up to be a killer thread

yup,,,Crotchkiller

[Seul]

Should I start campaigning for Poll Prop. # 3 now?..

[Guest]

yup …do it Seul ;D,purely for scientific reasons

[Seul]

I'm tied with Dinosaur attack and that'uns also my prop… Dàmn it!.. 

[Guest]

howz about  toxic gonad sweat,,,,,,,ill fitting chastity belt type thingy,,jus a few twisted ideas

[kit99bar]

Might want to reword option 4, the only way that's possible is if you are "giving" one.

[elclintor]

Elephantitis?

[Guest]

@elclintor:

Elephantitis?

word of the day

[jacoavlu]

@elclintor:

Elephantitis?

Don't mean to question you El, but I believe you meant Elephantiasis to refer to the (presumed) generalized enlargement of Captain's nether regions

The -itis ending would indicate an inflammatory state (think cellulitis, sinusitis) affecting such anatomy

But perhaps that is what you meant…  maybe that explains the whole thing...

[elclintor]

@jacoavlu:

@elclintor:

Elephantitis?

Don't mean to question you El, but I believe you meant Elephantiasis to refer to the (presumed) generalized enlargement of Captain's nether regions

The -itis ending would indicate an inflammatory state (think cellulitis, sinusitis) affecting such anatomy

But perhaps that is what you meant…  maybe that explains the whole thing...

I meant really big balls.. 

[Captain]

Ifd you mean well-hung, ask around in the harbours I am frequenting and you get an positive ID 

[nameness]

Showers is Hippie shit?

[Guest]

only if you are a hippie,,,,and shit

[riffblaster general]

this thread blew up with the quickness.  much like captains crotch.

[passthestripe]

Speaking as a reformed scandi denim fan of 3-4 years (acne and j.l.) and being a (mere) trip works wearer I have to factually disagree with you OP.

[Captain]

Can a moderator change the subject title to "Captains Crotch"?

[Finn666]

i really like where this thread is going? :D…

[elclintor]

Next on Unsolved Mysteries….

Captain's crotch.

[jacoavlu]

Sorry for stearing the truck that is this thread back toward the road, but I gotta know:

What is it about your lifestyle that leads to this? You said no jean ever lasted you more than 9 months and obviously youve had lots of different pairs…. So clearly there's something you do that's out of the ordinary. If it were a pair or two maybe it's a bad sample but if every pair you wear blows out super fast, well then, it's you.

(And this is not meant as an insult or accusation. I really wanna know.)