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    IH not harder wearing than others?

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    • SeulS
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      I'm tied with Dinosaur attack and that'uns also my prop… Dàmn it!..  😉

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      • ?
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        howz about  toxic gonad sweat,,,,,,,ill fitting chastity belt type thingy,,jus a few twisted ideas 😉

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        • kit99barK
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          Might want to reword option 4, the only way that's possible is if you are "giving" one. 😉

          RAWWAR 2012!

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          • elclintorE
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            Elephantitis?

            Geo

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              @elclintor:

              Elephantitis?

              word of the day

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              • J
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                @elclintor:

                Elephantitis?

                Don't mean to question you El, but I believe you meant Elephantiasis to refer to the (presumed) generalized enlargement of Captain's nether regions

                The -itis ending would indicate an inflammatory state (think cellulitis, sinusitis) affecting such anatomy

                But perhaps that is what you meant…  maybe that explains the whole thing... 😉

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                • elclintorE
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                  @jacoavlu:

                  @elclintor:

                  Elephantitis?

                  Don't mean to question you El, but I believe you meant Elephantiasis to refer to the (presumed) generalized enlargement of Captain's nether regions

                  The -itis ending would indicate an inflammatory state (think cellulitis, sinusitis) affecting such anatomy

                  But perhaps that is what you meant…  maybe that explains the whole thing... 😉

                  I meant really big balls..  😉

                  Geo

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                  • CaptainC
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                    Ifd you mean well-hung, ask around in the harbours I am frequenting and you get an positive ID  😉

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                    • namenessN
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                      Showers is Hippie shit?

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                        only if you are a hippie,,,,and shit

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                        • riffblaster generalR
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                          this thread blew up with the quickness.  much like captains crotch.

                          PUT DOWN THAT STARBUCKS, PICK UP THAT GNARBUCKS!!

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                          • passthestripeP
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                            Speaking as a reformed scandi denim fan of 3-4 years (acne and j.l.) and being a (mere) trip works wearer I have to factually disagree with you OP.

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                            • CaptainC
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                              Can a moderator change the subject title to "Captains Crotch"?

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                              • Finn666F
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                                i really like where this thread is going? :D…

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                                • elclintorE
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                                  Next on Unsolved Mysteries….

                                  Captain's crotch.

                                  Geo

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                                    Sorry for stearing the truck that is this thread back toward the road, but I gotta know:

                                    What is it about your lifestyle that leads to this? You said no jean ever lasted you more than 9 months and obviously youve had lots of different pairs…. So clearly there's something you do that's out of the ordinary. If it were a pair or two maybe it's a bad sample but if every pair you wear blows out super fast, well then, it's you.

                                    (And this is not meant as an insult or accusation. I really wanna know.)

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                                    • GeoG
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                                      Am I to understand there is a direct correlation between crotch blowout and the size of the d-ck in the jeans?

                                      It really seems over the piece Captain has been a touch unlucky with his jeans but can't have lost too much confidence in IH if there's thought to buying more (301s?)

                                      Given that and the fact that nearly everyone else has happily had a far better experience I guess there really isn't any kind of issue

                                      It's been a pretty vigorous discussion tho'

                                      Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity

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                                      • KatsushinK
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                                        @Geo:

                                        Am I to understand there is a direct correlation between crotch blowout and the size of the d-ck in the jeans?

                                        Could be misinterpreted…
                                        Maybe p-nis, or schl-ng...

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                                        • CaptainC
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                                          @jacoavlu:

                                          Sorry for stearing the truck that is this thread back toward the road, but I gotta know:

                                          What is it about your lifestyle that leads to this? You said no jean ever lasted you more than 9 months and obviously youve had lots of different pairs…. So clearly there's something you do that's out of the ordinary. If it were a pair or two maybe it's a bad sample but if every pair you wear blows out super fast, well then, it's you.

                                          (And this is not meant as an insult or accusation. I really wanna know.)

                                          Don't think I lead a harder life than most of the forums members:

                                          Wake up, shave and shower, bike to work (MC in summer), display a coffee cup , looking busy, earning my keep. Bike home, eat, listen to r&r, dance, maybe a beer or spliff, hanging out, take a walk, go to bed, wishing a new IH garment to surface.

                                          I do walk a lot, but I can't see how excessive walking could ruin an IH jean. Some weekends I ramble, but not IH-ruining-much. Could snugness account for my abnormal wear?

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                                          • gollottiG
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                                            How many miles/kilometers do you bike per day?

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