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    • tvenutoT
      tvenuto
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      Gonna have to schedule one of those myself (sharp things in sensitive places). Opting out of further meddling with the gene pool. Getting a girl pregnant is like the worst thing that can happen to you for a long time*, then it changes to the best thing that can happen, and I can’t bear it changing back! I just can’t do it.

      *this is not actually true, but it’s your greatest fear, since you consider yourself invincible

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      • GraemeG
        Graeme
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        Mine wasn't a vasectomy, rather a tight piece of skin. It's still quite sore ten days later. 😞

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        • UnTuckedU
          UnTucked
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          I absolutely dread resume writing…

          and annual "self-evaluations".

          Seriously, why can't I just say "I'm awesome! Give me the job!!!" or "I'm awesome! Give me a raise/don't fire me!"

          In search of:
          IHV-04, med.
          IHSH-185, large
          IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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          • ChrisC
            Chris
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            Mine always turn into, "I'm not really that bad.  C'mon, I'm at least average.  Please don't fire me."

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            • GilesG
              Giles
              IHUK Crew
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              From the Gucci SS19 collection…

              Form an orderly queue (for the exit).....

              "OK face up to it - you're useless but generally pretty honest and straightforward . . . it's a rare combination of qualities that I have come to admire in you" - Geo 2011

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              • neph93N
                neph93
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                Seul would approve of the broach though. And the underpants as well, lets be honest.

                «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

                • Dame Vera Lynn
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                • tvenutoT
                  tvenuto
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                  Is the theme “hermaphroditic Ivy League males escaping the rape dungeon?”

                  If so: nailed it!

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                  • neph93N
                    neph93
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                    @tvenuto:

                    Is the theme “hermaphroditic Ivy League males somewhat reluctantly escaping the rape dungeon?”

                    If so: nailed it!

                    «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                    We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

                    • Dame Vera Lynn
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                    • tvenutoT
                      tvenuto
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                      It’s just that their lack of food and low vitamin D levels make it hard to be enthusiastic about anything anymore.

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                      • K
                        kkibbey23
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                        So unfortunately it seems like no flying with IH going forward…

                        Going through the screen lit up like a christmas tree over 90% of my new 23oz 777

                        The tsa "gentleman" and I use that term lightly.... was very thorough and preformed an above average pat down... something I feel both of us wont forget for a while.... I didn't even get a drink

                        Normally the 25oz will light it up a little bit but this was a whole new level.

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                        • neph93N
                          neph93
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                          UHR is apparently a major threat to air safety. It’s the one denim that gets mentioned all the time for this problem.

                          «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                          We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

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                          • UnTuckedU
                            UnTucked
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                            I have a "no travel in IH" policy as well, after being searched due to a tshirt

                            Sent from my SM-N950U using Tapatalk

                            In search of:
                            IHV-04, med.
                            IHSH-185, large
                            IHSH-186, large (khaki, and green)

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                            • goosehdG
                              goosehd
                              Mod Squad
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                              So I feel I’m missing something.  I’m traveling to Dallas next week and was planning to wear Ironheart.  Is there a reason not to?

                              I would appreciate if someone can elaborate on their experience.

                              "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                              • neph93N
                                neph93
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                                @goosehd:

                                So I feel I’m missing something.  I’m traveling to Dallas next week and was planning to wear Ironheart.  Is there a reason not to?

                                I would appreciate if someone can elaborate on their experience.

                                There have been a number of anecdotes published here through the last few years where people have been stopped in the US by TSA while wearing Iron Heart's UHR denim. Apparently the thickness and density of the denim sets off something or another. No one has ever been refused the right to board or anything like that but they've been stopped and checked. Avoid UHR and you'll be fine.

                                «Stevie Heighway on the wing!
                                We had dreams, and songs to sing…»

                                • Dame Vera Lynn
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                                • Matty123M
                                  Matty123
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                                  @Giles:

                                  From the Gucci SS19 collection…

                                  Form an orderly queue (for the exit).....

                                  So I’ve learned here that Mick Jagger and David Bowie, May he RIP, In fact did shag. And they had a child who is now a male model.

                                  Maybe so. Maybe not

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                                  • goosehdG
                                    goosehd
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                                    @neph93  Thank you for the info.  I would like to avoid any unnecessary delays and potential back room romantic trysts if possible.

                                    "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                    • gaseousclayG
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                                      Do the snaps on IH shirts set off detectors too?

                                      Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

                                      WTB:
                                      IHSH-129 size L (blue)
                                      IHSH-19

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                                      • ChrisC
                                        Chris
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                                        @goosehd:

                                        I’m traveling to Dallas next week and was planning to wear Ironheart.  Is there a reason not to?

                                        Travel to Dallas?  Oh, there are many, many reasons not to…

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                                        • goosehdG
                                          goosehd
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                                          @Chris  I’ll bite.  What would be appropriate for Dallas/Ft. Worth for a week?  Jeans/T-Shirts??  Appreciate any advice.  It’s my first time to the area.

                                          "I don't give a shit what anyone else is doing, we will do what is best for us and our customers" - Giles P. :)

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                                          • S
                                            sabergirl
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                                            I have had TSA stop me for extra frisking every single time in IH. I don’t even own any UHR. It’s happened in duck, denim, serge, you name it. They can’t handle the heavy pants. The only time I got escorted to the back room was because I was wearing all IH and had just applied lotion to my hands, which pinged them for glycerine. Got the strip search, that day.

                                            Stubbornly, I continue to wear IH, because I have so few other clothes I like.

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